On page 30 of the current issue of ESPN The Magazize are tips on how to throw nasty Wiffle ball pitches from Joe Nord, a former Cy Young and MVP Award winner in "the preemininent Wiffle ball organization in the country."
Funny, I thought, Nord doesn't look 8 years old.
Turns out Nord is a member of Fast Plastic, an adult league in which passion runs deep enough for someone to have produced this YouTube video of serious Wiffle ball players some wearing dual batting gloves over a soundtrack of Eminem's "Lose Yourself" and Motley Crue's "Kickstart My Heart."
Those are some nasty scowls on those dudes' faces. I'd hate to get into a heated game of Hungry Hungry Hippos or Chutes & Ladders with those ballas.
See also: Wiffle ball on Wikipedia