How 'bout those Oscars? Hard for me to pick a favorite moment when there were no moments. In fact, I can't recall any of the major award winners receiving a standing ovation.

But at least Hannah Montana got more publicity.

Anyway, after a friend turned me on to Bombay TV, a place where you can make your own movie by adding subtitles to already recorded scenes, I crafted one titled, "Nobody's Perfect, Especially You," starring Tom Brady.

Unless Oscar adds a category called Achievement in Making a Piece of Shit, it looks like I'll have to settle for a Best Live-Action Short Film nomination. You've got 51 weeks to try to beat me out, though it more likely will take 4 minutes.