You know what's depressing, besides the healthy sales of celebrity rags, that every poker commercial has a lame "all in" reference, and having to wait till April for Yankees games that matter?
The fact that little of my once-valuable sports card/publication collection is worth anything, yet nearly all Michael Vick youth jerseys listed on eBay get sold.
Youth jerseys! Youths can't even bid on eBay. Parents are buying this shit for their children. (Or maybe dumb women are buying up the small sizes. But where to find the time when Jen Aniston is trying to find love after Brad!?)