Time is running out to bid on a truly unique piece of basketball history: Michael's Jordan foot cast from the 1985-86 season, his second in the league.

Despite being on the block since Aug. 24, the cast hasn't attracted the minimum bid of $5,000. Must have something to do with the fact that casts smell like Dom DeLuise's taint after only a couple of weeks, and this thing's been germinating for 22 years.

But we're talking Michael Jordan here. The man was a legend. He threw a ball through a hoop, sold us overpriced sneakers and taught our children the merits of fast food. Who wouldn't want a piece of that legacy?