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Wednesday, May 23, 2007

If Paparazzi Make You Sick, Consider This
The New York Post today ran this article on what celebrities charge for social appearances. Here's one reason why Lindsay Lohan's life is not like yours:

She charges: Anywhere from nothing if you're her friend (she has a lot of friends in the club industry, and so occasionally she'll appear somewhere for free — she's good like that) to $400K, which is what she's getting paid for her upcoming 21st birthday party this July at Pure in Las Vegas. "It's a two-appearance deal," says our anonymous source. "She'll get paid $200K to appear at Pure on her birthday and another $200K to appear at the same club later that year." Rumor has it she's been shopping her celebration around since last December, with an opening bid of $250K.

Wow.

Wow.

Without all those exposed-cooch shots, who knows how low her going rate would've been?

All I got for my 21st birthday was a Three Wise Men shot (Jose Cuervo, Jack Daniels and Jim Beam in one glass), which I promptly threw up but put me over the top of 21 shots for the night. Total: 22 shots, 8 beers and a gin & tonic. Miracle I'm not dead.

I'll start the bidding on my 35th birthday next February at a cold Natural Light and a couple of Gray's Papaya hot dogs.

Elsewhere: Lohan No. 1 on Maxim Top 100 for 2007.

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Comments: If Paparazzi Make You Sick, Consider This

I see your Natty Light and a couple of hot dogs. And I raise two Miller Lites and a White Castle.

Posted by PeeWee at May 23, 2007 7:40 PM

I also raise to 4 wise men and an idiot. And an at bat against today's "tiny" tim wakefield.

Posted by John L. Williams 32 at May 24, 2007 7:28 PM

Hey dude she needs the money to buy a new $186,000 Benz SL-65 since she crashed into the curb. She will use what is left over for Coke.. that is assuming she isnt spending her 21st in Jail.. what a train wreck..

Posted by Ayan at May 28, 2007 11:51 PM

I see the Natty Lite, the hotdogs, the 2 miller lites, the white castle burger, the 4 wisemen and an idiot, and raise you the specter of Steinbrenner exhuming Billy Martin's corpse to manage the rest of the season.

Posted by fishdan at June 5, 2007 5:20 PM
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