I joined Costco a couple of weeks ago to save on two of my favorite shopping items: 108-oz. cans of chili and 24-ct packs of toilet paper. One hand kinda forces the other there, ya know.

But while perusing Costco's site for deals that won't haunt my digestive system, I found an entire section dedicated to the, um, more pessimistic set of consumers: the funeral section!

Yep, we're talking caskets, urns, the works. Only one problem: where are all the user reviews?!