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Thursday, April 19, 2007

A-Rod Still Can't Fit In

There's Alex Rodriguez, again acting better than everyone else.

Batting .351 with 10 home runs and 26 RBIs through 14 games.

Just relax up there, dude. Stop trying to do too much.

Random Thoughts:

• In time, unspeakable grief and sorrow will give way to intense anger as more and more details of the Virginia Tech killer's life are exposed. So many clues were missed. The guy did everything but dress up as Charles Manson for Halloween.

• I thought Nikki Giovanni's address at Va. Tech was amazing. For me, it was the perfect delivery of powerful words. Others disagree.

• The Imus thing? Dude should go into hip hop. Get some Grammys outta that talk. Maybe a Chrysler commercial deal.

• At Yankee Stadium on Opening Day, the always-genius bleacher creatures — the ones whom the Yankees won't even bother sell beer to anymore — chanted "We Want Bernie!" Which means they want a player on the roster who does nothing above average.

• After the second game at Yankee Stadium, in which A-Rod did not get a late-inning hit in a big spot, I saw a Skankee (female trashy Yanks fan usually spotted wearing a pink hat with a rhinestone NY and hanging out with her beater-and-visor-wearing boyfriend) chanting, "Fuck You, A-Rod!" This a day after he hit an eighth-inning homer that sealed win No. 1. I forget that for five months out of the year I don't mix with those people. It's like a culture shock when I run into them again.

Stay classy, Red Sux fans.

• You know who you'd think would've penned a kick-ass autobiography by now? Hugh Hefner. I only recently came across this one that Publisher's Weekly panned. He should write something like "How to Bang a Lot of Broads." Can't imagine that not being a best-seller.

• I'm not one to get upset about MySpace placement, but when people I hang out with have Derek Jeter and not me as a Top 8 friend, I definitely notice.

• Is it just me, or is there a vastly higher percentage of dumb people among the super-rich than there was in other periods of history?

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Comments: A-Rod Still Can't Fit In

I think there has always been a high percentage of incredibly stupid people among the ultra wealthy.

Has something to do with the imbreeding of the royal blood lines.

Posted by art at April 20, 2007 7:59 AM

But don't you think a lower percentage than today?

Today you can amass enormous wealth by hitting a baseball, acting, modeling, rapping, hitting the lottery, selling drugs, etc. Things that don't require genius.

Just wondering if there are more avenues to enormous wealth (not just being in the money but having super F U Money) than there were in the past, without having a great sense of intelligence.

I guess there were plenty of brutes in the past who achieved wealth and power in much the same way drug dealers and organized crime members do now.

And the super-rich may have had more offspring than they do now, and not all of them could have been geniuses. But royals would have stressed education among their kids more than, say, Shawn Kemp and Larry Johnson, no?

Posted by Paul Katcher at April 20, 2007 11:06 AM

A few thoughts:

- You linked to freerepublic? That site is like the snake pit of the internet: nothing but venom.

- While I think baseball blows, in fairness to the Sox, it was only those two idiots acting obnoxious. The people in the red pullovers were just standing there looking ashamed. And I've seen just as bad from Yankee fans, in Yankee Stadium. Glass houses, homes, glass houses.

- Per your super-rich question: I think there are actually a lot more smart people who are super rich today than in the past. Think about it: people who were rich up until about the Industrial Revolution got rich because they were better at killing lots of people than their rivals, then they took all their stuff by force. Like you said, it was a lot like today's drug lords, except that there was nowhere on Earth you could go where you wouldn't be subject to the whims of some violent warrior asshole.

I will say that yes, the number of ways you can get rich certainly encompasses a lot of stupid-ass shit. Pro athlete? Cash Money rapper? Hilton heiress? Those are all dumb-ass people. But, the thing is that if you're dumb, there's a richness ceiling. Pro athletes are millionaires, but they're being paid by the team's owners, who are very smart guys who aren't just rich, but ultra-rich. You aren't going to see someone like Lil' Wayne get to that level.

Posted by stackpat at April 23, 2007 11:45 AM
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