I haven't done any Web Finds in quite some time, and if I hang onto these bookmarks any longer, I'm gonna have to charge 'em rent.

But we start with something new:

• 2007 Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue — Do they even bother producing the print version anymore? SI is getting pretty good at delivering this type of spank material fashion content online, understanding that the digital product should not be the same stuff as in the mag. For example, there are 47 new pictures of Marisa Miller, including the shot above. Hers is the only gallery I looked at, but I'm predicting that's the picture in this year's edition that gets whacked-off to more than any other, nationwide. (Of course, you're welcome to submit suggested competitors in the comments.)

• Bristol Stool Chart — I wish this had something to do with how ESPN's anchors sit.

• Yahoo Answers: "How Can I Get the Porn Star Make-Up Look?" — My guess is to put your ass in the air and have your face pounded into a couch pillow till your make-up runs amok. But let's see what the experts have to say... (Thanks, Kevin)

• Wikipedia Category: Living People — Well, that sure narrows it down a bit.

• Study: Global Warming Unstoppable for Centuries — Unstoppable by our current scientific means, maybe. Think anyone living in 1600, before there was even a New York City, envisioned a world as we live in today? Cars, planes, television, rocket science and the Internet are less than a century old, affecting more about human life than all of prior existence combined. I'm not ruling out anything centuries from now, including our ability to cool off whatever parts of the Earth however we want.

• $32 Million Apartment Listed in NYC — Let's see: 10 bedrooms, 10 bathrooms, over 12,000 square feet of interior space and outdoor terraces that are 10 times the size of my own place. Not bad, if you have to settle for less than this $47.5 million Fifth Ave. dwelling.

• New York Mulls iPod Ban on City Streets — Or so says the headline. More like one dope in the state Senate is mulling it. And no one's gonna buy it.

• YouTube: 8-Year-Old Shreds on Guitar Hero II — This kid is absolutely sick. His parents have got to rip that plastic piece of shit out of his hands, and set him up with a real guitar. He's about six years away from taking the virginity of every girl in his class.

• YouTube: Gilbert Arenas Hits 73 of 100 College 3-Pointers One-Handed — You've probably seen this, or at least heard of Arenas' bet with teammate DeShawn Stevenson that he could make more college 3-pointers (out of 100) one handed than Stevenson could hit from the pro line with two hands. Jaw-dropping skill on display.

• YouTube: Celine Dion Performing ACDC — I saw parts of this on VH1 and am alive today only because there are no loaded guns in my household.

• Hamburger: The Motion Picture Movie Poster ... $108! — I've been over this before. Hamburger is one of the finest works in cinematic history, and only those fortunate enough to have stayed up late enough know about its magic.

• YouTube: Don Mattingly's 1995 Playoff Homer — I was there, and it remains the most raucous I've ever heard Yankee Stadium. I hadn't remembered that Lou Piniella took his team off the field. It was a wild, wild celebration, as you can see from the cups of beer being heaved high in jubilation. (Why anyone would do that is beyond me, however.)

• Wikipedia: Mimi Macpherson — Gotta love it when your legacy is four sentences long, and one of 'em is how you were filmed masturbating and having sex with an ex-boyfriend.

• SNL Video: Versace Pockets — Like P. Diddy says, "I always wanted frozen food, but I wanted to pay more for it."

• Upcoming Celebrity Nudity — Hey, ya gotta stay informed. Lauren Hutton will celebrate her 62nd birthday by posing nude for "Big Magazine," which is great news if you usually get aroused by a bag of prunes. And Keeley Hazell is ready to hit the big screen as "Naked Girl."