But thanks to an entry on Gawker, which detailed a Brooklyn telephone-pole-posting about Frank the Shitter, you can see those days are long gone. Man, it was so much easier to defecate on floors when mainstream media were the only public protectors.

Thanks, Gawker, you just ruined my plans for the weekend.

(Thanks to Hot Johnny for the link)

Today's Web Finds:

• TV Links: Full, Free Episodes of a Ton of TV Series — Every episode of The Office is on here, so give it a look, if you haven't, before the show ruins itself by pandering to women who need unfunny courtships with their otherwise hilarious scripts. Anyway, the site is great, though I can't see how these aren't severe copyright violations. Not like I give a fuck. (Thanks, Scott)

• Interview With Michelle, "The Pass Around Girl" — Very, very NSFW, unless your job pays you to read interviews with sex addicts who have tattoos on their bodies that read, "I Swallow Cum," "I Eat Pussy," and "Fuck My Whore Ass." Hard to believe she's been fired by every employer for having sex on the job.

• List: Safest and Most Dangerous U.S. Cities — Once again, New York is right at the top of safest big cities in America. Do y'all get that? Is it clear now? Good. 'Cause the next out-of-town idiot who asks me for a hotel recommendation, and then inquires if the neighborhood is safe, gets punched in the fuckin' grill.

• Chocolate Clone a Pussy Kit — Make a mold of your gal's happy place with this chocolate and, well, eat it. Hope ya like fish-flavored candy.

• Amusement Park Bingo — I haven't been to Six Flags in five years, and I have no plans to go back soon. But if I did, I could probably score bingo on this card before leaving the parking lot.

• Video Hulk Hogan/Randy Savage Swing Dance in Video Game — This was put together by a couple of guys who actually know which buttons make a wrestler kick or step back or grab an opponent. When I play fighting games, I just mash the shit out everything on the controller till my thumbs bleed.

• SBands: Bracelets That Identify Swingers' Preferences — No longer do you have to attend a swingers party and wonder whether some chick is bi-sexual or if a couple welcomes single guys to fulfill a wife's bukkake fantasy. Might wanna buy a few for clueless officemates to wear about town.

• Syracuse Hoops Has Nation's Top 2007 Recruiting Class — One of only two schools with two five-star commitments. Too bad this isn't 20 years ago, when you could actually look forward to four years of sustained success with these guys. Now you just hope they don't bolt for the NBA after one year, if they come to school at all.