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Thursday, September 21, 2006

Eight Isn't Enough: Yankees Win Ninth Straight AL East Title
There comes a time in every man's life when he must accept defeat. When he must come to grips with a loss and go on with his business.

And so I accept the defeat of the Boston Red Sux on Wednesday night and happily go on with the business of celebrating the New York Yankees' ninth consecutive division title.

I believe it was the late, great Jackie Gleason who so eloquently coined the phrase that is apropos every year around this time in the Bronx: "How sweeeeeet it is!"

During the post-game locker room celebration, Kim Jones asked Derek Jeter if "it ever gets old." She asks this every year when spring training begins, on Opening Day, and when the Yankees clinch another Al East title. Of course it never gets old, you dingbat. The only thing that gets old is that dumb question. (Has anyone ever said, "yes?" Why ask the damn thing?)

Some Notes on the Division Title:

• So much for the depleted farm system. Chien-Ming Wang, Robinson Cano and Melky Cabrera were invaluable this season, as was Scott Proctor, who began his Yankees career, after a trade from the Dodgers, in Columbus. They join Jeter, Mariano Rivera, Jorge Posada and Bernie Williams as Clippers alums. We also acquired Alex Rodriguez in a one-for-one trade for former home-grown star Alfonso Soriano. Still trying to think of minor-leaguers we traded away that turned into superstars, without getting one of the greatest left-side infielders of all-time in return.

• Even I doubted the Yankees' ability to come back this season. A-Rod was doing his slump thing, Randy Johnson couldn't protect four-run leads, Hideki Matsui and Gary Sheffield were out indefinitely, and there was a time when nearly every regular was missing games with fluky injuries. We were completely outclassed by the Mets in May, got dropped, 19-1, by the Indians on July 4, and I didn't think we had the horses. And here we are, after dusting the division, including a Blue Jays team that reloaded in the offseason, and I couldn't be prouder of the way everyone stayed the course.

• There's no question this week's Sports Illustrated cover story on A-Rod is being overblown to the point where Terrell Owens is getting jealous. What were the bombshell revelations, that Giambi cursed when he told Alex his hits were shit in Boston? But here's why there is a story there, albeit a mild one: the Yankees have never, ever circled the wagons and told someone to get the fuck off Alex. During the postgame celebration, Kim Jones said to Jeter, "I just saw you and Alex have a hug. A lot of people never thought they'd see that." Knowing the news of the day — the SI piece was ESPN's lead on the 6 p.m. SportsCenter — and given an opportunity to say A-Rod is an equal part of a 25-man team that fought through plenty of challenges this season, Jeter said, "We've hugged before. We've been together awhile." Uh, way to defuse the situation, Captain. I really think a lot of guys just plain don't like A-Rod.

• I don't know if it's a testament to Rivera's amazing consistency over the years, of if the sports media is just a bunch of idiots, that the A-Rod thing is a huge story, while it hardly gets mentioned that the person everyone considers to the most valuable Yankee pitcher of the past decade is suffering from lingering arm trouble.

Bobby Abreu. Holy crap, what a pick-up. I thank all Yankees fans, the most numerous in baseball and the real "nation," for helping me provide the funding for such a difference-maker. Yeah, tickets are expensive, and beers are expensive, but it's worth it, no? I mean, it beats paying the highest ticket prices in baseball to sit on top of a wall to watch a second-class franchise.

• For awhile, I didn't even want to read about the possible returns of Matsui and Sheffield. I felt like it was a tease, and that, even if they did return, they weren't gonna be the same. But it looks like Matsui is doing OK up there, and maybe we can get Sheffield enough at-bats to see where's he's at. My god, we really could have a guy like Posada (20 HR, 85 RBI) hitting last in the lineup come the ALDS.

• The only bad thing about making the postseason? Not being able to prepare for Bernie's final home game. I assume the regular-season finale, Oct. 1 against the Jays, will be his final start in Yankee Stadium's center field. I hope to be there sporting the pinstriped No. 51 that's been with me for years.

• Thanks to fans all across the country who once again made the Yankees the biggest road draw in baseball. It was fun beating you to a pulp once again.

• Someone, anyone, beat the Mets, please.

• Defense wins championships, they say. And so I anoint the Red Sux champions of non-playoff teams. Learn or hit or pitch (um, starting and relieving) in 2007, and you might have a shot. You could always hold try-outs at Fenway in October. From what I hear, it's not scheduled to be used.

• Red Sux fans, I'll hear from you in April. Have a safe offseason.

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Comments: Eight Isn't Enough: Yankees Win Ninth Straight AL East Title

AMEN!!

Posted by Kathie at September 21, 2006 8:56 AM

Congrats and good luck in the playoffs. A month and a half ago I had my doubts about the Yankees but they are really playing well since August 1st. Gotta believe at this point they are the team to beat again.

Don't worry about us Sox fans...we'll be back. Seeing Big Papi hit his 50th atleast made going to the game last night worthwhile. It's things like that that keep me going to the ballpark even when we are playing for nothing. We had an off year but I dont think we have too many holes to fill to be a playoff team again next year.

Posted by monte at September 21, 2006 10:46 AM

Paul

It is looking like a Subway series again...are you going to go to the Purple monster?

(Mets fan from birth...)

Aaron

Posted by horncusker at September 21, 2006 11:13 AM

I don't know if I'm going to any postseason games. I don't have any sort of ticket plan, but I did enter the drawing for Yankees (not Mets, of course) playoff ticket-buying rights (which are probably only for two tickets to one game, and perhaps even a game that might not get played. Like, do they tell you which games you can buy, or do you have to choose between a certain game, like the the first home game of the ALDS, which would be 1 or 3, or do you risk trying to get something in a World Series that may or may not be played in the Bronx?).

I also imagine anyone in the country who likes money and has heard of eBay has entered the drawing.

Posted by Paul Katcher at September 21, 2006 11:44 AM

Yes, I'd like to thank you for taking the salaries and "who cares?" attitudes of Bobby Abreu and Cory Lidle off our hands. We are now in the Wild Card lead after being written off for dead.

Abreu's got talent and skill, but he could never be a winner with the Phils. He was the best player on the team and couldn't be a leader. Hmmm... kinda like A-Rod, I guess they'll get along. The problem is that we didn't have a Derek Jeter.

Now we have a new nucleus centering around baseball's best slugger... a team that can even suffer the maddening inabilities of Pat Burrell.

Maybe it'll be a Phils-Yanks series... after all, is there a team in the NL that's actually a favorite?

Posted by CJ at September 21, 2006 1:18 PM

Let me get this straight, and I quote SI " For all the scorn heaped upon Giambi for his ties to the BALCO steroid scandal, he is a strong clubhouse voice because he plays with a passion that stirs teammates and even opponents." Jason Fucking GIambi? Isn't this the guy who sat out a playoff game because he hurt his widdle foot? Or was that another Jason Giambi?

Posted by Larry at September 21, 2006 3:09 PM

hey Giambi has the respect of teammates and everyone cause he drinks from a big ass bottle of Jack Daniels for his postseason celebrations. None of this BS Champagne(how much you wanna bet that was NOT Cristal), or crappy american Beer.. He goes straight for it.. I'm suprised he didnt bring some strippers in the lockeroom also..

Posted by Ayan at September 21, 2006 7:21 PM

Paul,

For someone who has seen 9 straight titles, you'd think you'd be above using terms like "red sux". While Red Sox nation is often the epitome of juvenile, you always seem to one up them with your posts.

And all this coming from the guy who said he wasn't very surprised that the red sox came back vs the yankees in 2004...

Posted by gmac17 at September 21, 2006 10:05 PM

I'm juvenile? How long did it take you to figure this out?

Can't say I'm thrilled you keep reading if you don't even like it.

Posted by Paul Katcher at September 21, 2006 11:03 PM
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