Thursday's writings can be found on SportsByBrooks.com, where you can read up on:
Maxim on Fernando: "He sweated gravy"
Kornheiser thinks Theismann is god
Pirates GM: "We'll have plenty of dollars"
Herbstreit loves them SEC chicks
Vince McMahon thinks necrophilia is funny
Wade/Anthony rookie cards bid to $30,000
Paul Tracy dresses as Captain Quebec
Fight Promoter University now in session
Mariotti calls out Baker on racist fan letters
Brian Cashman endorses "Power Yoga For Baseball" DVD
eBay: Original Bulls 1992-93 NBA championship banner
... and more
I'm always looking for links to wacky or interesting sports sites and news, so if you come across any, please e-mail them to me.