Well, this is it. The last week of the traditional summer season. Time for beach chairs and the Red Sux to fold up for the year.

But before we bid adieu to Summer 2006 let's hit the sand one last time for a round of Poop Shoot.

The object of the game is simple: circle a bird over beach-goers and crap on them for points. Don't pretend like you've never wondered if birds actually do this on purpose.

(Thanks, Shumpy, for the link.)

Today's Web Finds:

• YouTube: The Perils Of Using JDate — Ya gotta hear this whiny dude leaving multiple messages for some chick he went out with twice, imploring her to "do the right thing" and refund his $50 for dinner, because things didn't work out. More on the ridiculous dating fiasco here. (Thanks, Ray)

• Video: Japanese Game Show — Tongue Twisters and Nutshots — Watch these contestants flub lines on camera, then get whacked in the balls as punishment. (Thanks, Tim)

• Video: Jeffrey Ross at William Shatner's Roast — All hail the Roastmaster General!

• Brass Knuckles and Throwing Stars Banned From Carry-On Luggage — The Transportation Security Administration makes it official. (Thanks, Josh)

• Swash 800 — Check out the video (click bottom right) to see how serious these actors are when giving testimonials for this toilet featuring men's and women's water streams. When it comes to a clean ass, these folks are all business. (Thanks again, Josh)

• T-Shirt For Your Blog's Tag Cloud — Type in a URL to see which words most appear on your site. The first word for PK.com is "ass." Shocker. (Thanks, Pee Wee)

• Memorable Quotes From Talladega Nights — Just because.

• WPA Totals From Yanks-Red Sox Beatdown Series — I love these charts that rate how much a player helped his team draw closer to victory or defeat. While Jeter's and A-Rod's stats were quite similar over the five games, Jeter shined much brighter in Win Probability Added.