Now, I'm not interested in either hiring or courting Coulter — Barbaro-lookalikes just ain't my style — but I had an idea to conduct a Google search for what the public thought of her and found out there are 77,400 Google search results for "ann + coulter + cunt."

Guess some people opposed to her assessment of 9/11 widows, about whom she claimed, "I have never seen people enjoying their husband's death so much."

I've never seen it, either, you cunt. Best make it 77,401.

Related:

• Is Ann Coulter Annoying? — You bet your ass.

Today's Web Finds:

• Concert Ticket Generator — Make own faux concert ticket, just like I did for Ann Coulter, that horse-faced cunt.

• MurphGuide.com's NYC 2006 Summer Cruise — Setting sail next Thursday, August 24. Pay one fee, drink for hours along the East River. I'll be there, and I hope you will too.

• The Worst Price is Right Contestant of All-Time — The subject is some dunce who can't follow simple directions, but the star is Bob Barker, who looks like he wants to impale her skull with an awl. (Found on Gorilla Mask)

• Lineup for Third Season of Dancing With the Stars — Who needs Stacey Keibler when you can have Tucker Carlson? Besides guys who get horned up for super-hot women instead of bow-tie-wearing tools.

• Photos: Boy George on NYC Street-Cleaning Duty — Some people feel bad that the media has hounded him while performing this embarrassing duty. But here's how you can avoid a similar fate: don't be an attention whore and don't break laws. Works for me!

• Video: Borat Seeks Comrades on MySpace — Too bad for those who added Kazakhstan's Minister of Agriculture to their friends list.

• AskMen.com: Sports' 10 Most Intimidating Teams — If you didn't already know that AskMen.com sucks (good topics, but the 5-clicks per feature makes it a disaster, and that's not counting its rather bland writing), the fact the 1985 Chicago Bears is not on this list will cement it. It's like leaving off Ann Coulter from a list of cunts.