But she's not the only one guilty of overdoing it. Rather a mere inspiration for this quiz, Orgasm or Excellent Marinara?, in which you try to distinguish whether the pictured principal is either a porn star or cooking-show host.

Give it a try and thank god none of them are of Martha Stewart baking cookies. Though I would have liked to have seen Sandra Lee. She has her haters, but at least she's kinda hot and, apparently, is single and living in New York.

Today's Web Finds:

• Hundreds Expected to Come to Masturbate-a-Thon — Rub one out for charity in London. Or drive to Canada, where there's probably a girl named Charity who can help you out.

• Rock 'n' Roll Fantasy Camp — For a little less than $10,000, you can attend a one-day camp in which you practice with the likes of members from Great White and Nelson, before taking the stage to open for headliners Journey and Def Leppard. No, they don't pay you the $10,000. (When I wrote a feature titled "What I'd Do With $10 Billion," I included such an idea, but with decidedly more talented acts.)

• 50 Greatest WWF Rivalries of All Time — Leaving off Sgt. Slaughter vs. the Iron Sheik is like making a list of popular Nevada attractions and not mentioning Las Vegas. (Found on Gorilla Mask)

• Game: Parking Perfection — Try to maneuver a car into a number of parking spots before time elapses or smacking into a another vehicle. (Thanks, Shumpy)