It's so hot, in fact, that The New York Times is sure to feature it as "the next big online trend."

MySpace, as you may know, gives personal publishing power to people who want to connect with tech-savvy mates. The same techies who didn't know that Geocities and Angelfire provided this service a decade ago. But hey, it was harder back then to post pictures from Señor Frog's on spring break.

Someday I'll write a feature on everything I've learned through MySpace, but for now I wanted to share my first original survey, which I sent to all my "friends," including girls I added just because I thought they were hot.

(If you have a MySpace account, feel free to add me to your friends. I usually only reject obvious spam profiles and Red Sux fans.)

1. Your full name, social security number, usual internet screen name and password:

2. Have you seen me naked?

3. Have you seen me naked in that kids show I do on weekends?

4. Have you ever had a crush on me?

5. Have I ever crushed your face into a pillow?

6. If not, would you look forward to that, and what are you doing next Tuesday? (If so, how 'bout a replay next Wednesday?)

7. Would you answer any survey written by any lunatic at any time?

8. Do you have any pets, including ones nobody gives a shit about seeing pictures of?

9. Do you have a mother?

10. What do you find to be more true, that you can track who's viewing your MySpace profile or that Nigerians really want to share their fortunes with you?

11. Do you want to travel 2,000 miles with me to see that band on MySpace that I never heard of before they posted a bulletin?

12. In an effort to really understand you, I must know this: Do you prefer blue or red?

13. Have you ever looked at MySpace pictures of anyone of the same sex? (To be honest, I haven't either.)

14. Seriously, are you really friends with 16 people named Dane Cook?

15. Finally, and most important of all, have you ever counted to six by twos? I MUST KNOW!