Big ups to Shumpy for pointing out these galleries of World Cup babes in bodypaint. All 32 countries are represented, including Saudi Arabia, whose Latino-looking rep features a close-up crotch shot. I'm sure infuriated Muslim clerics will demand a beheading, after they're done rubbing one out.

(NOTE: That site is littered with hardcore ads and loads painfully slow. So, I guess while you're waiting for the content to deliver, go ahead and click on those hardcore ads.)

In other news, I just applied for citizenship in Sweden...

I can't tell you how excited I am for another four weeks of wire photos from this World Cup.