• Turd Burglar combines my two least-favorites
• Video: Hilarious martial-arts foul-up
• Secretariat's shoe nail sells for $6,100
• Shaq can't take a dump in peace
• Rain Delay Bucket Caps look good on you, though
• Eastern Illinois linebacker named Lucious Pusey
• Reds fan spends $80 on "some" beer and food
• Horse race fan sad to see gravy train get hurt
• Anniversary of "unsolved" Brown/Goldman murders
• Rocco Baldelli creates art with sunflower seeds
• Custom printed toilet paper perfect for sports fans
• Slate: How Brazilian soccer stars get their names
• ... and more

I'm always looking for links to wacky or interesting sports sites and news, so if you come across any, please e-mail them to me.