Got an e-mail from a casting agent for FOX's Trading Spouses a couple of days ago, and I promised her I'd post this note for my Bombers Backers.

Trading Spouses is looking for a family for our upcoming third season on FOX. We are seeking out a family that lives and breathes for the Yankees, who are 100% fanatical and dedicated to the team — and who preferably live in New York or New Jersey.

If you are not familiar with the show, Trading Spouses is a reality show that is a foreign exchange program for moms, allowing families the experience of a lifetime when we trade their mother with a mother from another completely different kind of family.

Families that participate in the show are compensated with $50,000.

Now, it doesn't take a genius like Norman Einstein (as Joe Theismann called him) to figure out the Yankees-loving wife will be swapped with a family of decidedly different rooting interests. (Think Massholes.)

If you're interested in participating, contact Bo Palinic by e-mailing bop@rocketsciencelabs.com or by calling 323-802-0441.

Please tell her you heard about the opportunity through this site, so I can reap a $500 finder's fee. If you screw me, and I see you surfing PK.com on the show, I'm gonna hire Randy Johnson to throw a hanging slider at your head.