Hat tip to to my friends at Thrillist.com for pointing out the June 3 & 4 "hands on" (no kidding) wicked weekend that allows you to "shoot all the XXX action you want on your own camera, yours to keep forever."

The website boasts that some of Europe's sexiest porn stars will in attendance, and delivers a link where you can "click here to see who's coming." (Again, no kidding.)

Poppy Morgan. Simonne Peach. Nikki Sun. I have no idea who they are, but they sound like they take it up the ass to me!

But, of course, you're probably only going for the free lunch and refreshments served each day.

Today's Web Finds:

• Video: Bathroom Fight Club — Watch these two fatties "whale" away at each other. Looks to me like someone got shrifted a leg on the 5-piece fried chicken box.

• End Of The Line For Big Unit? — A study on just how good Randy Johnson was right before joining the Yankees, merely the best pitcher in baseball for a decade. Now a six-inning, five-run performance is routine. Excuse me while I go throw up.

• Hot Chicks With Douchebags — A blog that brings out the best (hot broads) and the worst (tools) of the Internet. Whether you're into D-cup breasts or fanny packs, this one's for you! (Thanks, Aaron)

• Etiquette Tips for Game Show Contestants — I love the Family Feud ones. What's up with the dipshits who say an answer that's already on the board? Yeah, we know, a towel is something you'd bring to the beach. It was the first fucking answer! (Found on Gorilla Mask)

• Essential Web Tools in One Place — When I get motivated enough to modify this site's look/function for the first time in more than three years, I'll definitely hit this collection of resources, tools and inspirations.

• Webby Award Winners Announced — Well, it looks like T-systems Hightech Sailing didn't beat out ESPN for the best sports site, after all. Must've been due to Dick Vitale's 2006 MLB predictions. Man, is that in-depth or what?

• Roommate Deemed Too Incompetent To Clean Bathroom — The Onion touches on a long-time strategy of mine. If something needs to get done, and you don't want to do it, and someone else is around to do it, just suck at it.

• The Devil Children Are Coming! — Expectant mothers planning to give birth on 6/6/06 are intending to name their babies Damien. Sounds sane to me!

• C-SPAN Asks Web Sites to Pull Colbert Clip — Yeah, 'cause they don't wanna lose all those millions of dollars rolling in to the C-Span website. Or something like that. It can still be found through Google video.