But have you come across Rate My Turban?

Finally, a chance to tell the world what you think of a headpiece that would keep Derek Jeter from getting laid at a Grey's Anatomy viewing party.

Here's how I voted: sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks, sucks...

As the immortal Al Czervic would say, "Oh, it looks good on you, though!"

Today's Web Finds:

• Video: Man Throws Up on Stripper's Ass During Lapdance — "This is the best party of my life!" he yells, before making it the worst one of hers. (Found on Gorilla Mask)

• Craig's List's Best: A Stripper's Rant — Keeping with theme... I was enjoying these venomous digs at customers who think they're too cool for school, until I got to where she lambasted fellow dancers for leaving a "pole smell," encouraging them to do a little hygiene check. Anyone else feel like throwing up right now? (Found on The Airing of Grievances)

• SI.com: Jenn Sterger's Mailbag — Can't hate on her for taking advantage of opportunity, but if Curt Schilling paid me $1 million to kick him square in the nuts, it would shock me less than seeing the "Facebook Princess" get her own writing gig — and front-page promotion — with the same site that employs Peter King, Paul Zimmermann and Rick Reilly. Theses questions are beyond pathetic — "Does it bother you that people refer to you as Cowgirl?" Why would it, and who could possibly care? I thought everyone was just interested in her topless photo in Playboy. She also maintains a blog that's more intelligible than people might expect.

• Photos: Stacy Keibler in Vegas Magazine — I barely recognize her with all that eye shadow. Gotta say I dig perky Stacy better.

• The Onion: Search For Wallet Self-Narrated — I'm an expert at losing shit on drunken nights, and I always start the day-after search by saying to myself: "Well, I usually throw my stuff here on the counter, but I had to piss really badly, so I ran to the bathroom and and ... um, that's all I remember. Oh, well."

• Cindy Margolis Agrees to Pose for Playboy — I previously ranked her as the fifth-best score Hef could make, behind Spears, Alba, Aniston and Keibler. Oh, and Janet Reno. That would be a big seller.