Take, for example, Gerardo's classic Spanglish album, Mo' Ritmo, which contained such hits as Rico Suave and ... well, it could take days to name all of Gerardo's hits.

Anyway, Amazon.com tells us that "customers who bought this album also bought" Samantha Fox's Greatest Hits.

So, let me get this straight. People who bought one piece-of-shit album also bought another piece-of-shit album? Gotcha!

What makes this most frightening is that the section doesn't read "people who viewed this page also viewed..." It says "bought." As in someone in the Internet age paid actual money for albums by both Gerardo and Samantha Fox.

I say we hunt these people down. No one can feel completely safe with them walking our streets.

And, while we're at it...

If You Like Gerardo, You Might Also Like:
• Feet-flavored salad dressing
• Seeing your parents bone in the shower
• Making angels in yellow snow
• Middle seats on airplanes
• Backsplashes when taking a dump
• Coaching Terrell Owens
• Getting dumped on Valentine's Day
• Reading Skip Bayless
• Caddyshack II
• The Boston Red Sux

Things You May Have Forgotten About Rico Suave:
• His only addiction has to do with the female species
• He eats 'em raw like sushi
• Women that won't let go are the price he pays for being a gigolo
• Since no women could handle a man like him, he juggled two or three
• Two hours late, he never said he was a prompt date
• If he tried that food, he'd be puking

Today's Web Finds:

• Hooters Air Goes Bust — C'mon, with so many airlines struggling to stay alive, did you really think this one was gonna survive? (Thanks, Shumpy)

• MySpace FakeBuster — An index of fake profiles on MySpace, a lot of them pretending to be some of the SportsByBrooks girls. I swear the Internet gets cooler and scarier by the minute.

• eBay: Price Is Right Bob Barker Marionette Puppet — Dude's a fucking legend, man. They never made these for Gene Rayburn, ya know. Also check out a video of Dane Cook's bit on PIR.

• Video: Wetback Mountain — I just love the title from Carlos Mencia. But I'm not gonna get any of the jokes, since I didn't see the real movie. BTW, did anyone? (Found on College Humor)

• Auction Honeys — An index (with photos, of course) of eBay listings that employ T&A shots to sell merchandise.