PaulKatcher.com: To the Women Who Read This Shit:

Comments: To the Women Who Read This Shit:

It looks like all the blondes on this magazine cover are bleach or dye jobs. Trust me, they're not blondes.

Posted by Eddie at January 22, 2006 11:57 PM

Considering my job is to aid in putting shit like this out, I guess I will be dying several times over.

Guess I'll have to find someone to bequeath my season ticket to...

Posted by kabsy77 at January 23, 2006 7:24 AM

sounds like the rantings of a jilted lover, Paul. Is Jessica playing those juvenile games with you again?

Posted by Tim at January 23, 2006 9:39 AM

Karen, Yanks fans excluded, as always!

This post was inspired by me passing a newsstand Sunday, and I almost barfed. It was really the People cover, which blared "INSIDE THEIR LOVE," about Brad and Angelina, that made me wanna wretch.

Posted by Paul Katcher at January 23, 2006 12:13 PM

Well, if you would kindly answer the question "How Jen Found Out" on your website, we wouldn't have to buy those rags. ;)
Actually, I don't buy them, unless I am taking a care package to a sick friend which includes Nyquil and Kleenex. When my friends are sick, People magazine is perfect for the short attention span and pretty pictures.

Posted by PeeWee at January 23, 2006 1:43 PM

So you are telling me you are not interested in the fact that Michael Bolton is dating Desperate Housewife Nicollete Sheridan???? How can that be of no interest to you??

OK- seriously. I know that because I saw them together at a sporting event. The event happened to be golf, but still better than in US Weekly

Posted by Fletch at January 23, 2006 1:48 PM

this has nothing to do with the post but i have to let everybody know that PITT plays syracuse tonight at the Pete! Ill be there rasing hell in the OAKLAND ZOO!
HAIL TO PITT!

Posted by bushlover at January 23, 2006 3:06 PM

To Paul Katcher:

I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you. I love you.

In a totally non-gay way.

Sincerely,
Tom Sherman

Posted by tom sherman at January 23, 2006 3:34 PM

I can't agree more with the treatment of the celeb digest magazines. My wife gets the damn thing (US Weekly)and there are 2 facts I have realized about it.
1. You CANNOT turn a page without seeing a good to great looking celebrity on the pages in front of you. Go ahead, try it?
2. The "substance" or in this case the words on paper have less literary value than what you would find in your Junior High School yearbook.

Effectivly the authors watch E!, Extra, Insider, etc. and than take papparazzi photos and tag them with the gossip they just heard on TV. If any of it really mattered, it would be called plagarism. But, in this case they just call it a tabloid.

Posted by tylerwigs at January 23, 2006 4:37 PM

I find it interesting that you targeted WOMEN that read that mag. All of the guys that work for me were discussing this magazine and article at work today. These are straight men too. That was the first I saw or heard about it.

Who fucking cares about other peoples private business that these mags turn into drama? I was more focused on the Steelers win this weekend, then if Buttaface Aniston is devestated that her ex is fucking someone hotter.

Posted by Blonde at January 23, 2006 6:40 PM

Paul is just upset that Shaun Bagwell will do anyone or anything for monetary gain except blow him.

Posted by Jeremy1Esq at January 23, 2006 10:44 PM


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