Matt Leinart has some competition for that BMOC crown he's been wearing all college football season.
Check the resumé of Ohio State linebacker A.J. Hawk, who despite looking like an even uglier version of Triple-H, boasts a hot girlfriend in the form of Laura Quinn, sister of Notre Dame quarterback Brady Quinn, whom he sacked in Monday night's Fiesta Bowl victory.
Now that's a whole new level of badass: sacking a Notre Dame quarterback and then banging his sister. *
Judging from Laura's shaky, emotional reaction to little bro' gettin' face-planted by her man, you might not want to buy that engagement present just yet.
* Disclaimer: If either of said hulking males eventually reads this, note that "banging" someone is an innocuous Internet-geek term for hitting someone up with an instant message, something to the effect of "Mind if I bring over Sleepless in Seattle on DVD tonight?"
Other Random Thoughts:
• Note to media: If you all have Tiki Barber on your short list for MVP, he cannnot, by definition, be "underrated." The reason he's not getting early-2000s Marshall Faulk ink is because Faulk, like many other current backs, had a greater habit of scoring touchdowns. Though you can pretty much credit all of Brandon Jacobs' seven TD plunges to Barber.
• Is "cock block" a unisex term? Is that what women call female friends who cost them a romp in the sack?
• Despite the Packers' woes this season, Brett Favre posted a stellar 66.0 completion percentage. Of course, 4.7% of that (29 of 607) were completions to opponents. Now only if announcers would stop telling us he's still the one guy they'd want to start a game for everything.
• Call me crazy, but I didn't send back that renewal form from Black Enterprise magazine, which I received all of 2005, for reasons unbeknownst to me. They must have some talented consumer marketers.
• Is it OK that I'm 32 and stoked about recording four (FOUR!) safeties against the CPU in Madden NFL 06, with five-minute quarters on All-Pro level? For one day, I was the coffin-corner-punting and defensive-line-pressure king of the world. Special thanks go to Julius Peppers and the human Stonehenge, Drew Bledsoe.
• Bull's real name in Night Court was Nostradamus. Use that info to pick up chicks. I dare ya.
• How far have the Knicks fallen? Once I was on the waiting list for season tickets. Monday, I turned down a free front-row ticket. Had I known the game was gonna go three overtimes, however...
I was amazed at the "coincidence" of this relationship as well. How does a sister come between arch rivals? Were Quinn and Hawk roommates at the Ohio high school all-star celebration? I asked Mapquest for driving directions to and from the towns that were mentioned on the OSU and ND rosters, unfortunately, there were 2 towns named Dublin, OH and 7 towns named Centerville! The first two hits on the page produced an estimaed travel time of 1.5 hours. There is something fishy going on here.
Also, I agree with you on the Triple H similarity. If A.J. Hawk suffered a career ending injury, his transition into WWE would require minimal "character alterations".
Posted by trippewers at January 3, 2006 9:10 AM