I hope you got some laughs out of this collection of bullshit, and I appreciate all the comments and e-mails that really benefit the site and motivate me to keep it going.

Party safe, and I'll see ya in the new year. Till then, here are some links I've been holding:

• eBay: Kevin Federline Action-Less Figure — Bidding has ended, but you can probably get your own life-sized version once Britney divorces his stank ass.

• Growing Up Gotti Soundboard — Arrivederci to this collection of rude imbeciles and their house that crime built. The show got canceled, but the Strong Island accents live on in this soundboard. Definitely click on "hoochie mamas," "I'll call ya, yo!" and the ultimate classic, "I don't have any gel!" Also: Jump the Shark: Growing Up Gotti

• MyHeritage.com's Face Recognition Tool — Upload a picture of your face to see what famous people you resemble.

• Video: College Kid Woken Up By Severe Nut Shot — I prefer alarm clocks myself.

• Fotki: Pavel Avramenko's Yosemite in Winter Photo Ablum — Stunning photos of the park I visited this past summer.

• FuckChristmas.org — A fiery essay aimed at the folks at Faux News and their mythical War on Christmas.

• Game: Incriminati — It's a race to clean your room and stash everything from porn to coke to Gary Glitter before the 'rents pop in. (Thanks, Pee Wee)

• Roger Ebert's Top 10 Movies for Each Year Since 1967 — Curiously, The Godfather, Part II didn't crack Ebert's 10 best of 1974. (Rog's review.) And his seventh-best from 1995 is Exotica, one of two movies I've ever walked out on. The other being Time Bandits. (Found on GorillaMask.net)

• The 50 Greatest Gadgets of the Past 50 Years — PC World runs down the most significant tech gadgets of the last half century.

• Video: Fox News Dude Screams at Guest Over Some War on Christmas Discussion — I love the "We Scream, You Decide" approach. (Found on Living Reflections)

• MurphGuide.com's NYC New Year's Eve Parties — If you're in town and looking for a place to party at, my buddy Murph runs down the options.

• Mustaches for Kids Completes Another Successful Run — The Village Voice profiles my friend Jeff's annual initiative to help children in need, this year focusing on the Children's Hospital of New Orleans.