Today's disgusting eBay item comes courtesy of Boca Raton, Fla., where someone has put up for auction a pork chop that resembles a smiling dog — for the low, low minimum bid of $1,998.
The seller says, "as the owner of two beautiful dogs, I was unable to eat the Pork Chop Dog." Gee, ya think? I don't have any dogs, and I ain't eating no low-carb Cujo, either.
Today's Web Finds:
• Crunks '05: The Year in Media Errors and Corrections — These are always great. Example: according to a correction in the Denver Daily News, I don't actually live across the river from "Jew Jersey."
• What Was the Funniest Person, Place or Thing of 2005? — Patton Oswalt says it was CNN.com's Hurricane Katrina Safe List, on which the first name is Hayward J. Ablohmie, an obvious fake.
• T-Shirt: Who Needs Big Tits ... When You Have An Ass Like This? — An awesome double-sided T-Shirt for the ladies.
• Video: Traffic Update Shows 'Fuck You' on Local Map — I love it when live newscasts go awry.
• Flickr Photos Tagged 'Fantasy Fest' — Here's what I missed last week, though it was worth it.
• Video: Siskel & Ebert Getting Pissy With One Another — I'd heard they didn't have the best of relationships. Here's proof.
