And I'm not talking about super-rich folk like 2005 AL MVP Alex Rodriguez, who doesn't have to consider the final price for anything. I mean people who choose extraordinarily expensive timepieces, which are no better at their intended function than reasonably priced models, for the sole purpose of impressing people, choosing that over trips to foreign lands or some shit that's actually interesting.

But to each his own.

Anyway, if you're in the market for such a watch and a huge jar of Jujubes, head on over to Costco for this $38,000 Breitling Mulliner Perpetual timepiece.

Yep, your home for big-ass cans of aerosol deodorant and 24-packs of chicken cutlets is also your place for watches priced close to $40,000. Oh don't forget to also pick up that Gilmore Girls: The Complete Fifth Season DVD.

Today's Web Finds:

• Shannen Doherty Was in Night Shift at Age 11? — On her IMDB profile, it says she was in the 1982 Michael Keaton-Henry Winkler flick about "love brokers," perhaps the most underrated movie of the decade. Only I don't remember this character, Bluebird. Anyone have info? "Yo, towel boy!"

• Paris, Kentucky Images — You have to love how your city is defined on Google images by that famous comparison of Paris in France and Kentucky. It's like they're praying for a serial killer to hit town just to change the rep up a little.

• That 14-Year-Old Pennsylvania Girl Kara Beth on MySpace.com — And look, it's her 18-year-old boyfriend, too. I can hardly read these kinds of news stories. Sick-ass people. (Thanks, Nick)

• Mark Cuban: Print Piracy Costs Much More Than Music Piracy ... But Its an Opportunity — And he's right. I almost always agree with this guy. I bet he doesn't own a $38,000 watch.

• Popular Photos Galleries on Pbase.com — Lots of great work on this site. Might also wanna check out their photos sorted by camera model.