It goes to show there's a market for everything. Well, maybe not this Ryan Leaf autographed 8x10 photo.

So, the next time you sit down for a snack, don't just keep track of calories, count the sales opportunities, as well, should you come across a nacho cheese titty, a salt and vinegar scrotum or a barbecue labia.

And don't forget to thank Meg Whitman. She's one powerful bitch!

Today's Web Finds:

• Schwarzenneger Street — Come meet the people in Arnie's neighborhood, including Bush Bird, Ken von Lay the Miscount, Rover, Cheney Monster, O'Reilly the Grouch and the talking heads at Faux News. Really funny Flash production. (Thanks, Rachel)

• Cat Butt Magnet Set — Nothing adds a little TLC to an apartment like a refrigerator adorned with an assortment of feline asses.

• Interview With Actress Missy Doty — Who's Missy Doty? She's the waitress in Sideways who had two scenes: getting called "two tons of fun" in the restaurant by Jack and having her fat ass fucked by her husband when Miles retrieves Jack's wallet. Talk about a role you can't turn down! She comes off really cool in the interview, in which she says in took two days to film the bedroom scene (what?!), that her mom was on the set for it and that dad was proud of her.

• Video: Chick Strips Topless at Halfcourt During Basketball Timeout — I don't know what's going on here. Looks like some Turkish league or something, and this chick runs around topless and nobody seems to give a crap.

• The Urination Funnel for Women — "Avoid those impossible acrobatic positions" with the Urinelle, a contraption you pee in standing up. Can't wait to see when they come out with the Dumpelle. (Thanks, Shopper Girl)

• David Letterman's new Halloween Costumes — (Click 10/26 video link.) Old, I know, but you can't beat kids dressed ridiculously and getting rewarded with such treats as a four-pack of Red Bull. (Thanks, Pee Wee)

• Yahoo! Games: Miller Beer Run — Battle the elements and overcome obstacles to get to the store and return home with Miller Lite.

• Listen to Many Police Scanners Live Online — "We've got an emergency down at the Dunkin' Donuts. They're out of crumpets."

• T-Shirt: Prevent Hairballs ... Shave a Pussy — What, no child size?

• Amazon Listmania! Softcore Movies With Great Lesbian Scenes — You know someone's got all of these on his wishlist, too. Who sits down to a computer to compile these things?

• How Much Is Your Blog Worth? — Based on the AOL-Weblogs Inc. deal, PaulKatcher.com is worth $70,002.96. Then again, AOL itself was once supposedly worth like $50 trillion to Time Warner, which basically bought a list of 25 million credit card numbers in the biggest blunder in business history. (Found on GorillaMask.net)

• Morton Downey Jr. 'Loudmouth' Board Game — Pablum pukers go directly to jail without passing go. If you don't like it, you can "zip it!"

• Greatest Internet Moments — Some great background info on such watershed moments as the Mahir "I Kiss You!" parodies.