A giant, stuffed penis. A human sundae. Flying porn DVDs. A loli-cock licking contest. An impromptu pool party, complete with baby oil and confetti. Audience members stripping on stage. Rockin' out to such songs as 38-D, Two-Minute Fuck and Naked, performed by Erocktica and other bands. And everyone wearing a smile, if not much else.
It could only mean one thing: a Mondo Porno party, held last Friday at Arlene's Grocery in NYC.
View my pictures from the event. The password is: mondo. These images are not safe for work, as if I give a shit about your job.
People always ask me, "How do you find out about these things?" Basically, keep your eyes open. You never know when $10 can get you into a party that's equal parts rock 'n' roll, smut and $4 beers. If that's what you're into. If not, have your fun and we will, too.
Where else could you mosey up the bar and have to protect yourself from the multitude of porn DVDs flying through the crowd? Some hit the stage lights. One crashed into a couple of newly poured pints on the bar, almost smashing the glasses. And one soared in my direction, where I made a perfect, one-handed snag of the classic flick Vacuum Hoes 3, which clears up all the unanswered questions from the first two installments.
Sorta related, College Humor's link to perhaps the greatest porn title ever: Cum on My Retainer and I'll Put it Back in My Mouth. Holy Christ!
In conclusion, I echo the sentiments of Erocktica singer and star performer Pink Snow: never give up the fight to do whatever you want to do. To paraphrase the queen of fun, "If you wanna fuck or suck or be a lawyer or a politician, never allow the government to chisel away at your right to do it." Rock on.
A song called Two Minute Fuck? I guess Pink Snow and I have dated some of the same guys...
I am pissed that I didn't know that the pool pics had to be in Friday. I never received any notification. At least my Maxim pool still let you pick if you missed Friday's game. Sheesh.
Have fun in Key West
Posted by Cass at October 24, 2005 10:01 AM