My favorite, by far: Pen Island, the "best place to get custom made pens on the Internet." To visit, simply type in PenisLand.net!

Some others:

• Powergen Italia, at PowerGenitalia.com
• Who Represents?, at WhorePresents.com
• Experts Exchange, at ExpertSexChange.com
• Mole Station Native Nursery, at MolestationNursery.com

Today's Web Finds:

• Singer Chris Cagle Learns Baby Isn't His, After the Birth — What happens when you play a country song backward? You get your car back, your dog back, and your wife doesn't fuck the drummer. Eh, I'm kidding. I wish the guy luck and hope he gets close to retail on that box of cigars that'll be up on eBay soon. (Thanks, Ayan)

• Burger King Halloween Masks — I wanna know what marketing ideas Burger King rejected before settling on the freak that's equal parts lumberjack, leprechaun and Rocky Dennis. (Thanks, Shumpy)

• Napoleon Dynamite Soundboard — Click the "You guys are retarded!" bite and see if you, too, conjure up images of the ESPN Sunday Night Football crew.

• Photos: Sears Tower Made From 15,000 Jenga Blocks — I think I speak for all of America when I say, "Man, I'd love to knock that fucker over."

• Chick Shirt: 'My Eye Color is D' — Available in only small and medium. Now that's impressive. (Thanks, Justin)

• DealNews.com — Continuously updated news on consumer electronics sales, coupons and rebates. Very handy. A smiliar site: AllTechDeals.com

• A Blue Whale's Tongue Weighs More Than Elephant — That and more interesting facts about whales here. Did you know a whale's penis is called a dork? Guess I'll be calling Dustin Diamond a whale penis from now on. Also, a blue whale can make a sound that can be detected from 530 miles away. So can I after eating Taco Bell.

• Video: Kanye West and Mike Myers Reunite on SNL — I love this clip.

• Is the Net Doomed? — PC World's take on why the Internet is the biggest crime scene in history — plus expert advice on cleaning it up.

• 10 Things Your Butcher Won't Tell You — Here's one I hope to never hear: "Wanna know how I glazed the ham?"