When I saw the movie featuring the biggest tools in the history of movies, I thought, "Where did they find these über-geeks?" Turns out they look pretty normal in real life.
See if you can guess who they are.
Click here or on the pic for the payoff.
Today's Web Finds:
• Gorilla Mask's Annual Web Tard Competition — View the nominees, complete with video credentials, of everyday people who made complete asshats of themselves in 2005. I can sum up my pick in four words: Boom Goes the Dynamite!
• Beer Looter Dude: The Official Site — Hilarious visual parodies of the skinny Al Sharpton-lookin' guy hauling Heinekens through toxic sludge in New Orleans. Yum!
• Top Ten Web Design Mistakes of 2005 — Jakob Nielsen's latest edition of Alertbox.
• Erocktica Photos: Shows — It's been awhile since I pimped my favorite "Anti-Censorship Erotic Theatrical Musical Free Expression Rock Extravaganza." A bunch of the pics from the 8/7/2005 Arlene's Grocery album were actually taken by me. (Not safe for work, unless you work at Penthouse.)
• Feuding Families Have Food Fight at Olive Garden — Like any Manhattan snob, I wouldn't patronize an Olive Garden if you paid me ... unless you promised me that two families "who've had a long-standing beef with one another" would brawl, and six would end up in jail. Colorado road trip!
• Myrtle Beach Sues to Stop 'Adult' Activities — I forgot to link to this news item before my trip. Anyway, I'm guessing the 40-something chick dressed as a school girl for no apparent reason at Shucker's had something to do with this. I asked her major and she said, "Apparently, fashion."
• Photo: Janeane Garofalo Needs To Shave Her Pits — And this is news to whom?
Do I have to admit I grew up in Broomfield, CO, which is the town next door to Westminster, CO?
Posted by PeeWee at October 4, 2005 12:44 AMAnd just admit how much you love Napoleon Dynamite. It will make this so much easier.
GO YANKEES!