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Tuesday, September 20, 2005

Photos: Giants 27, Saints 10
Monday night I (unlike too many Giants fans who stayed home like pussies) attended the Saints' "home" opener. A photo gallery of 21 pics is posted, though it's nowhere near my best work, especially considering I was only 11 rows away from the New Orleans cheerleaders.

My Thoughts on the Game:

• There were 10,000 empty seats, about twice as many as were at Yankee Stadium on Monday night. An absolute disgrace on the part of Giants fans. Here we were, with a solid chance to be one of seven NFL teams to start the year 2-0 (which we did), and we couldn't come close to filling the stadium for a game that was supposed to double as a charity drive ...

• ... which it hardly was. Sure, there were signs everywhere touting charitable websites, but I saw only one person collecting cash in a bucket. And he needed a bodyguard to protect the booty. I had to retreat during a piss-break sprint just to catch him.

• The fans that were there were true Big Blue backers. Wow, I forgot how much energy runs through that joint.

• The Giants play at San Diego on Sunday night, which means we're playing with house money. Even a loss would bring us back home at 2-1 against the shaky Rams on Oct. 2. Come back 3-0 and you're gonna see the most raucous tailgate and in-game crowd since the 2000 NFC championship run.

• I have total confidence in Eli Manning to make the right read and almost none to make a great throw. I missed the ESPN Sunday Night Football's crew's take on the game, but I imagine they called him a rising star. In reality, he's been pretty pedestrian, even with the Giants' combined total of 69-29 through two games.

• Payback's a bitch, and I never forgot the shit I took in New Orleans from Saints fans who yelled curses at me for wearing my No. 80 Shockey jersey to the Superdome in the Joe Horn Cell Phone Game in December 2003. Fuck 'em.

• Our pre-game meal included hamburger, cheese, bacon, chili, sausage and an obscene amount of beer. The rule for Section 129, Row 11 was: "If you smelt it, you dealt it ... and probably weren't the only one."

• There's never been a better scenario than this: Giants go to 2-0, both my fantasy teams go to 2-0, the Yanks win, and the Sux lose. Great night.

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Comments: Photos: Giants 27, Saints 10

Great pics as always. Great game, too.

I love the new pic of you in the corner of the blog. I am archiving that one in my "pics of hot men to masturbate to" file ;).

Posted by Cass at September 20, 2005 7:41 AM

Hey, whatever I can do to please the masses.

Sorry that the rest of the post sucks. I just had to get something up there before I passed out. Of course, there are a million more interesting and possibly humorous observations I would like to make now that I'm sober. But I have some other writing to get done.

Posted by Paul Katcher at September 20, 2005 11:00 AM

I'm as big an Eli basher as there is. I was convinced he didn't have the arm strength to throw an out, and his college numbers were based on the fact that he didn't go to a school with a great QB tradition.

I am starting to revisit this thinking. I'm not saying I'm thinking he's a great quarterback. I'm not saying he was worth a #1 draft pick. But I think his sucking has been minimized recently.

Posted by fishdan at September 20, 2005 11:15 AM

Well, nothing good came of the game... but that cheerleader had a smokin' ass. Great pic! :-D

Posted by CJ at September 20, 2005 12:50 PM

Once again, thanks for helping me be the "cool mom" on the block. I never fail to impress the local 13-and-under crowd with my perceptive observations. Stolen, natch, straight from your night-before posts.

Just the sports posts, of course. ;-)

Posted by lucy at September 20, 2005 10:48 PM

hay Paul-
just wanted to toot my own horn a lil... I'm number 3 baby yea! i`m on top of cass blonde and gigglechick which we both know is not a bad place to be ;)

Posted by Grant at September 21, 2005 2:21 AM
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