Anyone out there have money, time off and a funky spirit?

I need one or two more people to fill the condo I rented from Oct. 22-29 in Key West for Fantasy Fest, one of the country's wildest week-long parties.

We've got four beds inside the unit — a king, a queen and two twins — and one is unaccounted for. There's also floor space for good ol' fashioned passing out.

Cost is $350 per person for seven nights, from Saturday-Saturday. You can, of course, fly in and leave whenever fits your sked, but I'll be there all week.

Guys, gals, couples, I don't care. My only requirements are:

1. You get into the festive atmosphere. Dress up, party, take pics, have fun.

2. You don't act like a dick.

E-mail me if you're interested in joining our group. For readers who have plans to be down already, let's make sure to grab a drink.

Fantasy Fest Links:

• Schedule of Events — Theme parties every night of the week. I gotta start ordering costumes online pronto.

• Fantasy Fest Memories — Twenty-six galleries of hi-res body-painting goodness.

• Women's Fitness and Body Paint Photos — More of the same types of photos.

Today's Web Finds:

• 101 Hottest Hollywood Skin Flicks — Great call with Blown Away at No. 2, when Nicole Eggert was only 20 and naked all over the place. Then again, watching her have sex with Corey Feldman and Corey Haim is something I never want to see — or think about — again. Big Bad Momma was on The Movie Channel I think every Saturday night from 1986-1989. Eyes Wide Shut? Pound-for-pound, the most smoking hot, if uncredited, bodies in a mainstream film ever. No way Basic Instinct is only 45. Sharon Stone in her prime like that? Should be way higher.

• The Gay-o-Meter — I'm 36% gay, or 2,493% less than Richard Simmons.

• Photos: When Rockers Were Young — Tommy Lee was definitely higher than 36% gay.

• Video: Drunk Woman Attacks News Reporter — I love these live-feed fuck-ups. And check out the hair on the anchor? Yeesh, this had better be an old clip.

• Video: Chappele's Show With Sarah Silverman — A Jimmy Kimmel Show clip of her faux take-over, including Great Moments in Black History, starring George Washington Carver and his nuts.

• Reuters Explains Photo Of Bush Bathroom Note — Photo District News on the close-up of the President's note reading: "I think I may need a bathroom break. Is this possible?"

• typoBid — A misspelled auction checker finds eBay items that most potential buyers simply won't find, which usually translates into lower prices. (Thanks, Vik)

• Family Still Looking for Eddie Gabriel of Pat O'Brien's — If you've partied at New Orleans' most famous piano bar sometime in the past 68 years, you've probably been entertained by the 95-year-old man known as "Mr. Eddie." Wishing the best.

• Tri-Clops.com — C.J. of Up for Anything, a regular commenter here, has started a new site where issues of the day are debated from the left, center and right.