Well, I'd rather be single and happy than just go and be with some dude I'm unsure of for the sake of being with somebody. If I met someone great, awesome. If not, I'm healthy and the Yanks are making a run for the pennant. Who could ask for anything more?

I want to slap Cora's ass she is so hot. She is so beautiful. Good advice telling the troops not to mention they found her. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

I find it interesting that you think us happy single girls are lying. Hmmmmm... I only need a man for companionship and sex, so I can honestly say that I am happy with my current singlehood. I am not ready to sleep with one man the rest of my life yet.

Come on, Cass... you just haven't met me yet ;-)

First, I'm sorry, the Love petition is closed because I was going to sign on behalf of all the Hurricane Katrina victims. I think it would life their spirits.

Second, I'm firing my main anchor and offering the position to Melissa Theuriau. I live in French Acadiana... it's a perfect fit.

Third, when Renee Zellweger dropped to 23 pounds again, I lost interest. Could she please eat a little and find those curves again?

I believe one can be happily single, sure. For a certain amount of time. Unless someone is a real jet-setter, and that's not most people.

I think almost all guys look for relationships, too. The ones who tell girls they aren't looking for a relationship just don't want one with that particular girl. You think he'd say the same thing to Jessica Alba?

But when guys say they're single, they don't automaticlly follow up with, "... and I'm loving it." Just say you're single and be done. It's just one of those lines used not to convince other people but the speaker.

Chicks say it and I think, "Yeah, OK there, Tara Reid. Guess I'll be seeing you on Wild On tonight. Anyway, enjoy those Blockbuster DVDs."

I've been single for a long time now, and I've honest to god never beaten myself up over it. That might stem from being an only child and I'm used to being solo or it might stem from the fact that being single for awhile lets you see that you can indeed live your life without a companion and still be happy. The day I sit there pining away for somebody, just anybody, to love me, shoot me.

The reason most women will add the "I'm loving it" part is because there is still that sect of other women who think there is something wrong with being single, so you feel you have to qualify it. Or the woman saying it really is miserable and is just putting up an optimisitc front, good for her. There are too many women who bemoan their single state, not realizing that it shouldn't be looked at like a life sentence.

Oh, I almost forgot... the only good thing about Knoxville, TN while was there was my girl Brittany Jackson.

Add her to the blondes I want to stalk list ;-)