Every now and then it's fun to check out eBay's "Totally Bizarre" listings. It's there you will find stuff like:
• One Random Item From My Pile of Junk
• Two Cardboard Boxes (for $1,000)
• Not One, But Two, Slightly Used Pieces of Gum
But my favorite find this week: Skin Care Secret of Adult Film Stars.
I never even knew that adult film stars had enviable skin. Is it really a compliment to say, "Hey, you have a really pretty face. Like Jenna Jameson's when she's biting a pillow."
It turns out the secret is a magic microdermabrasion sponge (not spooge) that removes the top layer of skin, stimulating collagen and elastin in the face.
Give it a try. Or take a load in the grill every now and then. Whatever works for ya, I guess.
Today's Web Finds:
• Princeton Review's Top Party Schools — What, no Harvard? The usual suspects claim the top 20 spots. I think I smell an upcoming Vince Vaughn movie, his 10th as the too-old party guy: a road trip to each campus.
• Video: Alyssa Milano Gives Lap Dance on Charmed — If you're an actor and you know you're gonna film this scene on a certain day, wouldn't you do each of these two things: a) Take care of business about 12 times in the shower so you don't sport wood on the set; and b) keep kicking a table over so you have to shoot a number of re-takes?
• Masturbation-Related Injuries, Arrests and Deaths — We all do it. But these people are bad at it. Really, really bad. What I wouldn't have given to have attended the funeral of the French woman who died after giving a carrot a one-way ticket to Tuna Town.
• Jennifer Aniston's Prom Picture — Damn, I hope Brad Pitt didn't get sloppy seconds from this guy.
• Bartender Tricks, Stunts and Gags — Dozens of tricks explained, but not the one I'm looking for: Make the Annoying, Drunken Douche Bag Next to Me Disappear. (Thanks, Shumpy)
• Chicago Police's Prostitution Arrest Photos — Hey ladies, these guys are most likely single. Don't sleep on 'em. (Thanks, Ayan)
• Everything You Ever Wanted To Know About Anal Piercing But Were Afraid To Ask — Actually, I didn't really want to know that much. But I found it a couple of links off of...
• Wikipedia's Anal Bleaching Entry — If you still don't think this online encyclopedia has it all, I'll continue to prove you wrong.
• U.S. Blowjobless Rate at All-Time High — Now that's what I call a great depression. The Onion has more.
• August Accounting, by Joe Concha — My friend's latest piece about guys and dolls at the Jersey Shore. I'm not sure my readers actually read, but if you do, give it a shot.
Is that Rachel Aziani featured in the photo for this post? Is it sad that I'm even able to produce names of porn stars like that?
Posted by Erwin at August 25, 2005 4:12 AM