(Before I forget, thanks to Phil Mickelson and his saggy man-tits for coming through on a 10-1 PGA Championship wager I placed in Vegas a couple of weeks ago. It was only a $10 bet, but that's a $100 bar tab Steve Wynn's gonna pick up. Thanks, man!)
Time again to clear out the links, and we start today with a great find, something I never discovered in my sixth-grade Encyclopedia Britannicas: Wikipedia's 28-article sex-position category.
I love Wikipedia, which really does aim to be a reference site of record for everyone from students to, apparently, nymphs.
They don't stop at butterflies. They give you the butterfly sex position.
They don't stop at petroleum. They give you the "drilling for oil" sex position. They don't stop at the peace movement. They give you the peace-sign sex position.
Wait, it gets better.
The same site that has a several-hundred word entry on MLB utility infielder Rey Sanchez also has a several-hundred word-profile on Dirty Sanchez!
Best of all, perhaps, is this entry on the donkey punch, featuring a picture of Tony Danza, as the "move," which is accompanied by a punch to the back of a chick's head, is often followed by asking, "Who's the boss?"
(If you're the boss, get your own donkey punch t-shirt right here.)
Today's Web Finds:
Flash Warner's Review of Comedy Central's Pam Anderson Roast I was gonna do my own review, but it would only be a copy of hers, which is great. Go through the comments, too, as readers try to remember all the funny lines, including the most ruthless: Jeffrey Ross to Courtney Love: "How did you end up looking worse than Kurt Cobain?" Also see: N.Y. Times review of the roast.
Britney Spears Preggo Pics on a Boat Remember when you saw a link to Britney Spears paparazzi pictures, and you got your pants loosened before even clicking to the gallery? Man, those were the days. For now, enjoy throwing up. (Found on Gorilla Mask.)
Guess Which Movie See if you can identify 20 movies by viewing only one still from each. I got six, which is damn good considering I saw maybe two.
Top 10 Sexiest Album Covers This list is from a male perspective. Obviously, since Nicole Eggert on all fours is No. 1. That's my choice, too. (But hey, if you're a woman who's into that, call me!) Anyway, maybe you chicks can comment on your top-10 sexiest covers. Maybe Rolling Stones' Sticky Fingers is up there. Or Bruce Springsteen's Born in the U.S.A.
Google Search: PBase.com's Fantasy Fest Galleries I used this link to help convince a friend to share my condo for Key West's Fantasy Fest in October. It worked.
Blogrolling.com Hot 500 The top 500 links being displayed by Blogrolling users. Someone will have to write what it is about the Internet that makes politics the most widely discussed and read (not viewed; that's porn) topic. Unless you think politics is as huge in newspapers, on radio and TV. But I think it gets much stiffer competition from sports, music and everything on HBO.
Girl Fight! A Flash game that allows you to box against and beat the absolute hell out of chicks like Paris Hilton and J. Lo. Damn, this thing is way overdue. (Thanks, Zuba)
Idle Currents A plug for a PK.com reader who's got an Onion-style blog going. A lot of these headlines are great. Like "Grandmother Credits MySpace for DiCaprio Romance" and "New Morning Show to Be Exactly Like Stern Show, Only Without Stern."
I tried the movie quiz, and only got six right. Unfortunately for me, I don't watch a lot of action flicks, and most of those scenes were from "shoot 'em up" type movies.
Posted by PeeWee at August 16, 2005 1:30 PMI saw part of the roast last night. Long enough to notice Pam's shirt was see-through.