Wednesday's writings can be found on SportsByBrooks.com, where you can read up on:
• Don Mattingly's recipe for "Little League Cookies"
• NBA.com promotes Palace at the Malace aftermath
• Bud Light "Real Men of Genius" audio archive
• Texas Tech bell ringer/masturbator
• eBay listings of Roid Juice
• ... and more
Personal Record for Lewdest Comment to Old Lady: I'm hanging out downtown watching the Yanks when a 72-year-old grandmother walks in with her daughter, her son-in-law and granddaughter. She was hammered, told me her age and remarked at the size of the big-screen TV. "I've never seen one that big," she said. I replied with the obvious: "I bet you say that to all the guys."
Good enough to to stir some buzz across the bar. She didn't appear to catch the joke, but she did knock over a chair in the ninth inning.
Now, If You'll Excuse Me: Like the rest of sophisticated world, I have about 12 straight hours of Madden NFL 06 to play. Catch ya on the flip side.
Played any Sonic lately ;-) ? I can't even believe the hours we used to spend playing that game!
Posted by Gillian at August 10, 2005 7:42 AM