And in the spirit of that comraderie — one that has seen us collaborate on everything from the demise of Hitler to the evolution of rock 'n' roll to the ridicule of the French — I implore all Americans to support British barmaids as they fight against a sinister evil disguised as a health ordinance.

That's right, low-cut tops on the job are under attack as chicken-littles cite skin-cancer concern when lovelies sashay outside to collect empty pint glasses while showing off their twin peaks.

I say, "Let There Be Cleavage!" and I ask all PK.com readers to back The Sun's Save Our Jugs campaign by tipping heavily to all barmaids who stare down such attacks with guns blazin' and headlights on full bright.

Today's Web Finds:

• Beth Geisel Page on RateMyTeacher.com — Generally positive reviews, as expected, for the Albany teacher who allegedly shagged an under-age student in the press box of the school's football field and looks mighty fine in her mugshot. Hot for teacher, indeed.

• Elizabeth Hurley Topless Pics in Capri — This chick is the best. She's never done Playboy, kept her clothes on in Austin Powers, yet she's topless on every boat she boards. It's almost like she won't take her top off unless there are paparazzi nearby to leak photos on the 'Net.

• Robery Novak Walks Off Set of CNN's Inside Politics — I don't know political sparring partners don't come to blows on these shows. You know it's coming someday. For now, enjoy seeing an old man gettin' all pissy and walking off the set like a 16-year-old girl.

• Our Articulate President — Comedy Central's video compilation of Bushisms, with hilarious commentary from Andy Dick. "If you don't stand for something, you don't stand for anything!" "Fool me once, shame on you ... fool me, we can't get fooled again!"

• The Farmer Sutra — A funny little cartoon, compliments of Shumpy.

• True Confessions of a Strip Club Bouncer — This blog's just getting going, but it's got all the makings of a hit. Strippers + Secrets = Traffic.

• Ten Mistakes Writers Don't See (But Can Easily Fix When They Do) — If you're one of the six people on the Internet who can actually craft a succinct sentence, you can skip this one.

• How I Stopped an Internet Sex Hoax — Cyrus Farivar shares with Slate how he busted that Greenlighting thing I wrote about last month. (Thanks, Larry)

• 50 People Who Need a Serious Beating — Mostly usual suspects. ESPN keeps feeding us Stephen A. Smith and Skip Bayless, and I can see them ranking pretty high on lists like this for a long, long time.