This album is huge: 197 strong, and for a few reasons.

First, I want to show off my brand-new second chin. (I think my gym card is around here somwhere.) Second, there are a lot more "friends forever" photos that are up not for your benefit — 'cause what do you care? — but for my fellow tour members. Third, a lot of these shots — especially those from the Grand Canyon — are too good to throw away, or risk being lost by computer virus, so I uploaded them to Fotki.com for posterity.

Anyhoo, enjoy them, even though they're not yet completely in chronological order. Below are some highlights (not including those posted peviously).

Beware of eyes that look too black after red-eye correction. Oh, and the reason I look like I'm about to shit my pants in the photo above was because I was. Do you see a railing?

Tip: Click inside each photo to go to the next one.

• Me showing muscle at Muscle Beach

• Me with Jim Gray's star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

• Bunch of peeps feeding dolphins at San Diego's Sea World

• Shamu (one of four) showing ups at Sea World

• Hot-air balloon ready for take-off in Phoenix

• My best pic from at Sedona

• Me pretending to be unimpressed with Grand Canyon

• Sick-ass pic from helicopter into Grand Canyon

• Birthplace of Route 66

• Pieces of ass at Studio 54 in Las Vegas

• Golden Gate Bridge span

• Unreal view at Yosemite

• Alcatraz: The Rock

• Me taking a piss at Alcatraz

• Spooky-ass rec yard at Alcatraz

• 'Boarder gets air in Santa Barbara

• Looking good at 6 a.m. at the Bellagio, with the rich mo-fo who bought us drinks forever