A multi-caption picture for this site if ever there was one:
"Manny, please don't cry, but there's someone else. His name is Curt, and he's the most wonderful man. He knows everything about baseball ... just ask him. Politics, too! He knows who would make good and bad teammates — even future Hall of Famers he's never played with! And, of course, you know about my bloody foot fetish."
"Don't feel slighted, Manny. Babe Ruth and Mickey Mantle were once put on waivers, too. It's a sign of total respect."
"Manny, every day I derive great joy in watching you do things I've never seen before. Like just now when you ran hard to first base."
"No, Manny, it's Big Papi, with an i. Stop telling people I'm named after a large bagel."
"Big Papi, how come Luis Sojo's hand is four times shinier than mine?"
"Big Papi, I want you to show me everything. Teach me how to love, teach me how to trust. Most of all, teach me how many outs are in an inning."
Uh, Kettle? Just calling to ask where is the picture of Shef gently fondling and cupping Jeter's ass cheeks, as he gazes into his eyes and wonders what is going thru his vapid head is.
Sincerely,
The Pot
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