• Yo Mama Jokes For Bloggers — Maybe you have to have run a site for years to appreciate these, but I loved such snaps as "Your blog is like Martha Stewart during her trial for securities fraud: no comments," "Your blog is so badly written it got you your own column at the New York Press" and "Your blog is like the intensive care unit after 8 P.M.: no visitors."

• Video: Cutting In Line For Star Wars — Jimmy Kimmel and Adam Carolla skip to the front of one of the earlier Star Wars releases. Kinda funny, but not nearly as good as that classic Triumph the Insult Comic Dog clip.

• Die, Nip Slip, Die — A Radar editorial says "the celebrity nipple slip is a trend that is ready to die." I agree. We're one step away from the Marion Ross nipple slip. Then again, I'd probably click on it.

• JigZone.com — Tons of online jigsaw puzzles for you to try to complete before the average time. Lots of stuff in the archies, plus the Puzzle of the Day.

• Lindsey Lohan's Britney Spears Impersonation — DeansPlanet.com has the photographic evidence of a bikini-clad Lohan taking a dive even more dramatic than Rodney's Triple Lindy.

• The Future of Television — Conan O'Brien pens a piece for Newsweek, claiming "Tough-talking TiVos will even confront viewers, saying, 'You've watched 40 straight hours of Sponge-Bob — get off the weed!'"

• Photos: Miss Hooters Canada 2004 — Your daily dose of T&A.

• Piano Chords Generator — Electronic keyboard hacks like me will want to keep this fingering aid handy. I'm being serious here.

• Google Search: Red-Eye Removal in Photoshop — There's no one-click Photoshop solution to the red-eye problems so prevalent in "friends forever" digital photos — including every single one of me — but here's a listing of tips you might want to try. About.com has an animated tutorial.

• Ring Tone Dancer — Videos of some nut in a superhero costume dancing a jig in public to mobile phone ring tones. How fucked up is the Internet when this stuff isn't even that crazy anymore?

• Toot-z-Pole Novelty Massager — A 5½ inch brown vibrator in a Tootsie Roll-looking package. Looks like I've cost myself $9.95 every time I've flushed the toilet.