Wednesday, May 4: PK.com Fifth Anniversary — This week marks five years since I registered my domain, and I'll do a roundup of the history of this site, early influences, lessons learned, greatest-hits posts, all-time favorite links, etc. Definitely check back mid-week for that.

Friday, May 13: Mondo Porno Party — Arlene's Grocery hosts this event, billed as "an evening of debauched rock, free smut and sexy stars." Two rooms of raunch, filthy rock, burlesque dancers, makeout music, circus sleaze, a lolli-cock lick-off contest and free porn (while it lasts). Only $10 with flier or printout.

So, whadda y'all think? Should I bring my camera?

• Pics from previous Mondo Porno at Arlene's Grocery.
• Review of previous Mondo Porno NYC event.

Saturday, May 14: 19th Annual New York KISS Expo — The KISS Army is alive and well at these conventions, and I can't wait to check it out at the Crowne Plaza Hotel in beautiful Secaucus, N.J. Tons of collectibles dealers will be hawking everything from KISS posters and shirts to Love Gun condoms, Gene Simmons underwear sets and the KISS-opoly board games. Plus, lots of special guests and live bands, including a couple of my faves, KISSNATION and ZO2.

• Buy tickets to the KISS Expo.

Thursday, May 19: NYCBP.com Booze Cruise — My buddy Kevin is hosting another intoxicating three-hour tour aboard the Half Moon, the site of that legendary 2003 cruise that seriously was one of the most fun times I've ever had. I look back on that day and think, "man, that was a blast" and "thank god I went on the Atkins diet a few months later." All aboard!

• Pics from previous NYCBP.com booze cruises.
• Buy booze cruise tickets.

Other New York Links:

• Free/Cheap Events Calendar in New York City — New Yorkled's suggested things to do as the weather gets a little nicer.

• New York's Most Eligible Bloggers — The Daily News rounds up some people you may want to stalk.

• NYC Street Fairs Schedule — Socks, zeppoli, used CDs. Rinse. Repeat.

• 'Soup Nazi' to Launch Takeout Chain — Before the famed Seinfeld episode, I used to work around the corner. I never patroned the place but co-workers couldn't tear themselves away. The show was apparently dead-on.