Seinfeld hit its peak right around my senior year in college, in spring 1994, when it aired at 9 p.m. on Thursdays. My four suite-mates and I liked to call this time Get Fucked Up at Home Before Heading Out to the Bars Hour. Needless to say, I didn't spend a lot of time studying for Friday classes, like Skiing.

Seinfeld is like pizza — everyone loves it. In fact, I've met maybe three people in my life who didn't think the show was funny. Of course, I never have, and never will, hang out with said people.

For the other 99.999% of people who are Seinfeld fans, I give you a new cell phone message: audio of George Costanza's "Believe it or Not" answering machine message.

For those unfamiliar, here's the transcript:

Believe it or not, George isn't at home.
Please leave a message at the beep.
I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone.
Where could I be?
Believe it or not, I'm not home!

Just download, hold your phone to your computer speaker and record.

It's gold, Jerry. Gold!

Also: you can view guitar tabs of the message (what?) and read the entire transcript of "The Susie," the episode in which this classic moment occurs.

Today's Web Finds:

• 622 Music Videos — More copyright violations than you can shake a stick at: from Beck to Nirvana, from The Beatles to U2.

• storTroopers — Make an Animated Icon of Yourself — Select your hair, shades and clothes, plus any add-ons to make you seem cooler than you really are.

• Virtual Bartender 2 — Jump the shark, anyone? Didn't they watch what happened when Jib-Jab came out with its follow-ups to This Land?

• Dummies.com — The web site is pretty much a vehicle to sell books that scream "MORON" in the park, but there are some pretty good, free How Stuff Works-like articles.

• How I Did It: Mike Veeck — An Inc. magazine feature on the second-generation baseball exec who believes that fun is good.

• The Worst Jobs in History — Really interesting site, though I don't see "fast-food restaurant manager." You knows those customers who demand to talk to the manager over something stupid like someone giving them a grilled chicken sandwich instead of a fried chicken sandwich? One should be allowed to murder them without punishment.

• Fuck the Police — Explicit Only — Someone went and edited out the clean stuff in the N.W.A. classic. Give it a listen to truly understand the impact of the late, great Easy E.