Through two games of the baseball season, here are my thoughts...
The Yankees are on pace to win 162 games. Obviously, that's unrealistic. So figure a loss at Texas on July 19 and against Toronto on Sept. 25: 160-2. Not bad.
Derek Jeter cracked his walk-off home run against Red Sux closer Keith Foulke. I'm starting to think we're in his head.
When Jason Giambi gets up, there's a 2% chance of a 450-foot home run, a 20% chance of a ground ball to second base (or right field), a 20% chance of a pop-up, a 40% chance of a strikeout, and an 18% chance of a hit. I keep tricking myself into thinking the 2000 AL MVP rode to the Stadium in a DeLorean.
Alex Rodriguez has less of a chance to hit a 450-foot home run, or anything that might deem him intimidating at the plate. You know those guys who you just don't turn the channel on? The guys who leave a lump in your throat when you face 'em? Barry Bonds, David Ortiz, Manny Ramirez, Old Mike Piazza, Mid '90s Ken Griffey? That ain't A-Rod. Not right now. And not with runners on.
Are Sux fans done ragging on Jeter, the guy with four rings, a World Series MVP, that clutch catch into the stands, a .315 career average, a Gold Glove and a walk-off home run against them? Or could he still not carry Nomar's jock?
Mike Mussina could give up 12 runs on 34 hits (and it's likely, considering I'm going to the Stadium on Wednesday) and I would still be thrilled with what we saw from the Yanks' top three starters. Then again, Javier Vazquez was an All-Star last year and a Suicide Bomber in October, so I know to take it one series victory at a time.
Considering their respective Opening Day performances, I would give 10% more in city tax if Mayor Bloomberg could mandate a Randy Johnson-Pedro Martinez showdown at Shea Stadium next month. My man had better be thinking about more than mango trees when he's in the box against the Bombers.
I'm not overly optimistic about Giambi, Tino Martinez and Bernie Williams. It's early, I know. And I'll still be sporting the No. 51 jersey all season long. But I see the over/under on all of their batting averages strictly at .265.
Today's Sports Links:
Knicks Fans Salute Miller in Garden Finale I didn't get a chance to see this game, but I was glad to read that the New York crowd chanted "Reg-gie! Reg-gie!" at the end of the game. Miller was the perfect villian, a guy you loved to hate, but one who respected playing at MSG in front of a passionate Knicks crowd. And the tension remained completely on the court. Happy trails, ya skinny douche.
Baylor Wins Women's Hoops Title By 22 Did anyone TiVo this? No? Thought so.
Video: Jimmy Snuka on Piper's Pit You wanna be a big shot? Have a banana! Have a coconut!
Johnny Damon's Wedding Photo Album And if she's lucky, he'll cheat on her, too.
Early 2005-06 College Hoops Rankings I'd be more physched about ESPN.com's No. 22 ranking for Syracuse if they didn't trump the return of Demetris Nichols, who averaged 3.9 and 4.2 points, respectively, in his first two years.
More Shining Moments in the NBA Skip Bayless says you're crazy if you enjoy March Madness more than the NBA Playoffs. I kinda agree. Have you ever watched an NBA game with the sound off? Just watched those guys move? It's incredible. I remember when people debated whether Duke could beat the Clippers. Not that year, not this year, not any year.
2003 Syracuse National Champs Multimedia Includes CBS' One Shining Moment montage that drew some of the loudest cheers at the NYC bar I saw our victory at.
Red Sox fans have become completely insufferable and everything they always hated in Yankee fans. You can't make a comment about anything anymore without a reference to last October. Jeter's walk-off homerun? "Where was he last October?" Matsui's unbelievable start to the season? "Where was he in games 5-7?" I guess it's tough to act like you've been there before when you haven't, but whatever. They're the sports equivalent of Schiavo... everyone was enamored with their suffering, and now that it's over their story just seems to get bigger and more annoying.
Posted by RP at April 6, 2005 3:31 AM