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Wednesday, April 6, 2005

We'll See Your Captain's Home Run and ... Win!
Through two games of the baseball season, here are my thoughts...

• The Yankees are on pace to win 162 games. Obviously, that's unrealistic. So figure a loss at Texas on July 19 and against Toronto on Sept. 25: 160-2. Not bad.

Derek Jeter cracked his walk-off home run against Red Sux closer Keith Foulke. I'm starting to think we're in his head.

• When Jason Giambi gets up, there's a 2% chance of a 450-foot home run, a 20% chance of a ground ball to second base (or right field), a 20% chance of a pop-up, a 40% chance of a strikeout, and an 18% chance of a hit. I keep tricking myself into thinking the 2000 AL MVP rode to the Stadium in a DeLorean.

Alex Rodriguez has less of a chance to hit a 450-foot home run, or anything that might deem him intimidating at the plate. You know those guys who you just don't turn the channel on? The guys who leave a lump in your throat when you face 'em? Barry Bonds, David Ortiz, Manny Ramirez, Old Mike Piazza, Mid '90s Ken Griffey? That ain't A-Rod. Not right now. And not with runners on.

• Are Sux fans done ragging on Jeter, the guy with four rings, a World Series MVP, that clutch catch into the stands, a .315 career average, a Gold Glove and a walk-off home run against them? Or could he still not carry Nomar's jock?

Mike Mussina could give up 12 runs on 34 hits (and it's likely, considering I'm going to the Stadium on Wednesday) and I would still be thrilled with what we saw from the Yanks' top three starters. Then again, Javier Vazquez was an All-Star last year and a Suicide Bomber in October, so I know to take it one series victory at a time.

• Considering their respective Opening Day performances, I would give 10% more in city tax if Mayor Bloomberg could mandate a Randy Johnson-Pedro Martinez showdown at Shea Stadium next month. My man had better be thinking about more than mango trees when he's in the box against the Bombers.

• I'm not overly optimistic about Giambi, Tino Martinez and Bernie Williams. It's early, I know. And I'll still be sporting the No. 51 jersey all season long. But I see the over/under on all of their batting averages strictly at .265.

Today's Sports Links:

Knicks Fans Salute Miller in Garden Finale — I didn't get a chance to see this game, but I was glad to read that the New York crowd chanted "Reg-gie! Reg-gie!" at the end of the game. Miller was the perfect villian, a guy you loved to hate, but one who respected playing at MSG in front of a passionate Knicks crowd. And the tension remained completely on the court. Happy trails, ya skinny douche.

Baylor Wins Women's Hoops Title By 22 — Did anyone TiVo this? No? Thought so.

Video: Jimmy Snuka on Piper's Pit — You wanna be a big shot? Have a banana! Have a coconut!

Johnny Damon's Wedding Photo Album — And if she's lucky, he'll cheat on her, too.

Early 2005-06 College Hoops Rankings — I'd be more physched about ESPN.com's No. 22 ranking for Syracuse if they didn't trump the return of Demetris Nichols, who averaged 3.9 and 4.2 points, respectively, in his first two years.

More Shining Moments in the NBA — Skip Bayless says you're crazy if you enjoy March Madness more than the NBA Playoffs. I kinda agree. Have you ever watched an NBA game with the sound off? Just watched those guys move? It's incredible. I remember when people debated whether Duke could beat the Clippers. Not that year, not this year, not any year.

2003 Syracuse National Champs Multimedia — Includes CBS' One Shining Moment montage that drew some of the loudest cheers at the NYC bar I saw our victory at.

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Comments: We'll See Your Captain's Home Run and ... Win!

Red Sox fans have become completely insufferable and everything they always hated in Yankee fans. You can't make a comment about anything anymore without a reference to last October. Jeter's walk-off homerun? "Where was he last October?" Matsui's unbelievable start to the season? "Where was he in games 5-7?" I guess it's tough to act like you've been there before when you haven't, but whatever. They're the sports equivalent of Schiavo... everyone was enamored with their suffering, and now that it's over their story just seems to get bigger and more annoying.

Posted by RP at April 6, 2005 3:31 AM

Seems like it's also tough to act like you've won the first 2 games of the season before. Especially when it looks like Manny is completely unaware that they're playing for real now. In his defense, technically it is still Spring and he is training. The real news out of Spring Training is that Rashad Anderson will be back for a record 73rd year at UCONN next season.

Posted by Larry BirdFlu at April 6, 2005 7:31 AM

I am a Sox fan and a frequent reader of this site and I wanted to chime in to say that not all Sox fans are as "insufferable" as you say. I personally hate hearing the Yankees Suck cheer at Fenway park or just about anywhere else (Pats victory parade, Aerosmith concert, etc.) And, no, I have NEVER participated. I see the "rivalry" for what it's worth - entertainment. You win some, you lose some (Yankee fans, insert joke here). Also to Paul's point about Jeter, I have never liked him but have always respected him. How can you not? He is a true Yankee (unlike A-Rod, RJ, Giambi, etc. in my opinion). Just wanted to let you know we're not all crazy.....

Posted by krs017 at April 6, 2005 9:04 AM

I respect that. I have a bunch of friends who are Mets and Sox fans. We have a lot of laughs.

Posted by Paul Katcher at April 6, 2005 9:26 AM

It seems like Tanyon Sturtze would have a better chance against the Red Sox than Mariano Rivera right now. He (Mo) needs to get his act together against Boston.

Posted by ChrisV82 at April 6, 2005 11:46 AM

Personally, I loved seeing our beloved Captain hit the three bags, then touch home yesterday at the game. Ahhh, breathe in... breathe out.. He has CLASS oozing out all over the place. As for Bernie and Tino, My fingers are tightly crossed for the both of them this season . They have always started off slow. I think Bernie will have a good season............ Thanks so much for Piper's Pit! Reminds me of Saturday mornings watching WOR (channel 9 in NY). And it was also nice hearing Mean Gene's voice in the background. I still have memories of Cindy Lauper and Captain Lou. (Captain Lou lives in Carmel NY, I grew up in Mahopac NY, used to Cap'Lou all over the place, still in his hawaiian shirt, flip flops and facial rubber bands - he's a nice man). As for the Caveman wedding photos.. OOFAH! I'm scared!

Posted by Kathie at April 6, 2005 12:01 PM

I have been a Pacers fan all my life. I grew up on the North side of Indianapolis. Some of my favorite memories of the Pacers and Reggie are against the Knicks. I grew up despising Ewing and Starks. Those games were always the greatest, and now there will be no more.

Posted by The 7th Angel at April 6, 2005 12:52 PM

I was at the Knicks game last night. Although the Knicks got pounded, I still enjoyed the game.
I like Reggie...it is always sad when a great player is leaving the game, but it makes room for some up-and-comers.
uh...that was not meant to sound dirty, but I like it!

Posted by PeeWee at April 6, 2005 1:39 PM

7-3 Red Sox. There goes that undefeated season. Mariano Rivera choked like you wouldn't believe, which means the New York press is going to be on his ass for the next couple of days. Even the Yankees fans booed him today.

Posted by Mike at April 6, 2005 4:32 PM

Obviously Rivera wasn't very impressive, but he should have been out of the inning (and game) when he got that ground ball to A-Rod.

Posted by RP at April 6, 2005 5:39 PM

I was at the game and, obviously, it sucked donkey balls. We didn't deserve to win that one anyway. Seemed like every inning we were pulling a Houdini to get out of the inning.

A-Rod could have saved Mo a lot of heartache if he makes that play. You should hear (or not hear) the ambivalence in the crowd when he's introduced at the plate. We wanna love him. But, even with today's home run, he's got to give us a reason.

Posada's failed bases-loaded at-bat in the eighth was huge, obviously.

David Ortiz is unreal. Just unreal. Saw him fooling with A-Rod at third at one point. Clearly not an a-hole, so it's tough to even hate him, even with the .500 average. Reminds me of when we used to face Griffey and just hoped he banged the ball off the wall instead of clearing it.

Jason Giambi doesn't have a nickname, but I'd like to nominate The Pisser, because when he's up it's usually a good time to go to the bathroom.

I think Sox pitchers hit us five times in three games. Not bad for them, but they can do better.

Posted by Paul Katcher at April 6, 2005 5:58 PM

Calling Giambi "The Pisser" was hillarious, can't wait to hear that one on FOX

Posted by O & A fan in Fla at April 6, 2005 9:38 PM

Hello from The Rest of the World, where no one cares about the Yankees or Red Sox (well, yet). Memo: we're all laughing at fans on both sides at this point. How couldn't we?!

Posted by tom sherman at April 6, 2005 11:11 PM

Thanks for the wake-up call Shermanator. Let me join the rest of the world in saying Tike Redman couldn't hold a candle to Junior Spivey.

Posted by Larry BirdFlu at April 7, 2005 1:54 AM
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