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Monday, April 4, 2005

Ka-Boomer! Yankees on Track for 162-0
"I'm goin' back on the streets. And everything's gonna be just like it used to be."
Fly Guy, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka

And so it is with the Yankees, who kicked off the 2005 baseball season with a 9-2 thrashing over the Red Sux, the third-worst Opening Day defeat by a World Series champion.

Some thoughts on the game:

• Who's idea was it to have a moment of silence for a Polish Pope by 54,818 American baseball fans that, collectively, committed a half million sins before, during and after the game? Did they honor him before WrestleMania XXI, too? Or would that not have made sense?

• Nice to see David Wells back in the Bronx. I mean, it was really, really nice. Too bad he couldn't stay longer. In Boston, he's probably about as popular as the clap right now.

• Nice beads in Manny Ramirez' hair. Who helped him with that, an 8-year-old girl on vacation in Orlando?

Yogi "Wild Thing" Berra's ceremonial first pitch: Juuuuust a bit outside! Looked like Jorge Posada called for a fastball and got a pitchout. Last time I saw a throw like that Alex Rodriguez was smartly tagging up from second base on Manny's arm.

• So it is possible to get David Ortiz out? I had no idea.

• That Camera-Gate stuff with Randy Johnson sure was a good use of time, no? I'm just now learning what the longest time in the world is. It's the four-day wait till he takes the mound again. Hey, Satan Randy, those two stakes you drove through my heart don't even hurt anymore!

• Pre-game colors were presented by the West Point Glee Club. You can imagine the spring break stories those guys must have.

• Every starter except Ruben Sierra reached base at least twice. So many people were getting to second base I thought I was back in a Montreal strip club.

• So that was it? That was the Offseason of Hell? Piece o' cake, man. Now I can reveal what I thought would have been the greatest payback by Sux fans. You dinks should've staged your own mock parade up the Canyon of Heroes, replete with pained cars and Boston flags. Apart from the rocks being thrown through your windows it would have been hilarious. Well, there's always 2090.

• I'm going to Wednesday's Game 3 (Tim Wakefield vs. Mike Mussina). Supposed to be 65 and partly cloudy, with a chance of sweep.

Today's Sports Links:

New York State of Mind — A new group blog by five Bombers backers which debuted a little late for inclusion on my list of essential sites for Yankees fans. Good luck to them, and if I may offer some help ... it's OK to delete a first test post once a site is deemed to be running properly!

ESPN.com's 100 Best Games in the Last 10 Years — By ranking Game 4 of the 2004 ALCS, in which the Red Sox staved off a sweep, at No. 1, ESPN.com has its lips firmly planted on the asses of Yankees haters everywhere. How 'bout a Schilling vs. Clemens duel in Game 7 of the 2001 World Series, in which a dynasty was terminated and a championship was won on a walkoff hit? Or Game 7 of the 2003 ALCS, what with the late-inning rally and walk-off homer? But cutting a league-championship series to 3-1 in a game that, while great, wasn't markedly better than the other two with significantly more on the line? C'mon, already.

Yanks-Sox, Chapter 102 — Bill Simmons writes of the rivalry, "We need them, they need us." Not exactly. As evidenced in the Top 100 games above, we played classics against the Braves, Mets, Mariners, D-Backs, etc. We need them like The Beatles need an opening act.

ESPN's 'Expert' Predictions on 2005 Season — Suppose you went to Jim Caple's house and said, "Jim, gimme four AL teams that are gonna make the playoffs. If any of them miss, you lose this house." Do you think he'd say, "Red Sox, Twins, A's and Indians" as he does here?

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Comments: Ka-Boomer! Yankees on Track for 162-0

yup, the Yankees are on a role and have completely redeemed themselves. Too bad they couldn't do it in 4 chances during the ALCS (you know, when it mattered).

I'm reborn as a Red Sox fan. Last year, I would have been apoplectic about that game. I've mellowed.. it's a long season. ;)


And I love that ESPN list. SU - Kansas is #2 in my book, though. How about West Virginia - 2 games on the list, both played played in the last 2 weeks.

Posted by amy at April 4, 2005 10:25 AM

you still managed to pull off the -worst- -choke- -ever-

and please don't act like it didn't hurt. a lot.

Posted by AirKiwi at April 4, 2005 12:56 PM

AirKiwi--
Yankees win pennants all the time. If we don't win one year, we always know there WILL be a next time.
Now go cry yourself to sleep on your huge pillow.

Posted by PeeWee at April 4, 2005 1:40 PM

Hmmm, wish I had Bob Sheppard around to make this announcement:

Ladies and gentlemen, may I please have your attention. I'm not gonna sit through an entire season of Red Sox graffiti in my comments. What's graffiti? The na-na-na-na-na stuff by AirKiwi that contibutes NOTHING except to be a pest.

Look, I can do that, too. I can go to Sux-lovin' sites and post cracks under every baseball post, wreck every message board thread with more jokes. I don't, because that's kinda dick-ish. So don't do it here.

Posted by Paul Katcher at April 4, 2005 1:48 PM

Okay, I have no stake in the whole Red Sox-Yankees thing (see, my Phils are 1-0 and well on their way to 162-0)... but it does seem like you're a little overly happy about the first game of the season :-)

And you spend a lot of time saying the Red Sox don't matter as you post a lot about the Red Sox :-)

Come on, Paul, everyone loves a rivalry. Don't pretend it doesn't matter to you :-)

Posted by CJ at April 4, 2005 9:16 PM

I'm not pretending anything. I'm telling everyone that coming in here and posting graffiti is being a dick. So don't do it.

There are plenty of Sux sites and message boards. I'd rather they go play there.

Posted by Paul Katcher at April 4, 2005 9:43 PM

oh i'm sorry, I didn't realize that only pro-Yankee graffiti could be advertised here. you hypocrite.

Posted by AirKiwi at April 4, 2005 11:02 PM

That's right. My site. My rules.

If you have something to say about Opening Day, something other than than na-na-na-na-na, then go ahead. Otherwise, take the t-shirt slogans somewhere else. Go play with Caple and Simmons and the Dirt Dogs.

Posted by Paul Katcher at April 4, 2005 11:21 PM

Paul's right.

Even if Paul's a hypocrite (and he's not...), he's allowed to be...

IT'S HIS BLOG!!!!!!!!

If you've got something to say, start your own blog. Like me... where I get to extol the virtues of the Philadelphia Phillies!!!!!!!!!

Posted by CJ at April 4, 2005 11:37 PM

I stumbled across this blog looking for information about GIRLSCHOOL by BRITNY FOX, and decided to stay for all the New York talk.

Being in Philadelphia, I had to watch the game on EPSN. Talk about horrible. They had interviews that went on over the action on the field, had a stupid 7th inning feature called Sound Check, and I think I heard one million times that David Wells likes Babe Ruth (guess they really miss all the curse talk from years before).

Posted by ChrisV82 at April 5, 2005 12:02 AM

EPSN? Obviously, I meant ESPN.

Posted by ChrisV82 at April 5, 2005 12:03 AM

We didn't get the ESPN broadcast here. Instead, the YES network owned the local rights. Even I gag at some of the hyperbole in Michael Kay's pregame monologues, and that's saying something.

His radio show is much more sane, though.

Paul O'Neill is great in the booth, though, because he obviously provides a lot of insight on Torre, Jeter, Bernie, Mo, Tino, etc.

But what I wouldn't give to get Phil Rizzuto in the booth one more time.

Posted by Paul Katcher at April 5, 2005 12:15 AM

I'm unconcerned with early season losses. The Yankees are a bunch of choke artists. They'll find a way to lose it in the end like they always do. The Red Sox, on the other hand, are Champions.

Posted by Larry BirdFlu at April 5, 2005 6:31 AM

Ah yes, the Scooter... And Bill White and Frank Messer. (god, I'm old). Never liked Fran Healy, Tom Seaver, Dwayne Stats or Al Troutwig.. I actually like the current lineup of broadcasters. (thank god Suzyn Waldman is off of my TV screen as well as Fred Hickman). I'm finding the new "down on the field" chick Kimberly Jones a little blah as well. Maybe it's the blonde hair. ;-)

Posted by Kathie at April 5, 2005 4:14 PM

Larry Birdflu made me laugh. Remember the time the Yankees choked in '98? '61? '27? GAG GAG LOL dey r teh sux

Another fine performance by the Red Sox today, I might add.

Posted by ChrisV82 at April 5, 2005 6:59 PM
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