"I'm goin' back on the streets. And everything's gonna be just like it used to be."
Fly Guy, I'm Gonna Git You Sucka
And so it is with the Yankees, who kicked off the 2005 baseball season with a 9-2 thrashing over the Red Sux, the third-worst Opening Day defeat by a World Series champion.
Some thoughts on the game:
Who's idea was it to have a moment of silence for a Polish Pope by 54,818 American baseball fans that, collectively, committed a half million sins before, during and after the game? Did they honor him before WrestleMania XXI, too? Or would that not have made sense?
Nice to see David Wells back in the Bronx. I mean, it was really, really nice. Too bad he couldn't stay longer. In Boston, he's probably about as popular as the clap right now.
Nice beads in Manny Ramirez' hair. Who helped him with that, an 8-year-old girl on vacation in Orlando?
Yogi "Wild Thing" Berra's ceremonial first pitch: Juuuuust a bit outside! Looked like Jorge Posada called for a fastball and got a pitchout. Last time I saw a throw like that Alex Rodriguez was smartly tagging up from second base on Manny's arm.
So it is possible to get David Ortiz out? I had no idea.
That Camera-Gate stuff with Randy Johnson sure was a good use of time, no? I'm just now learning what the longest time in the world is. It's the four-day wait till he takes the mound again. Hey, Satan Randy, those two stakes you drove through my heart don't even hurt anymore!
Pre-game colors were presented by the West Point Glee Club. You can imagine the spring break stories those guys must have.
Every starter except Ruben Sierra reached base at least twice. So many people were getting to second base I thought I was back in a Montreal strip club.
So that was it? That was the Offseason of Hell? Piece o' cake, man. Now I can reveal what I thought would have been the greatest payback by Sux fans. You dinks should've staged your own mock parade up the Canyon of Heroes, replete with pained cars and Boston flags. Apart from the rocks being thrown through your windows it would have been hilarious. Well, there's always 2090.
I'm going to Wednesday's Game 3 (Tim Wakefield vs. Mike Mussina). Supposed to be 65 and partly cloudy, with a chance of sweep.
Today's Sports Links:
New York State of Mind A new group blog by five Bombers backers which debuted a little late for inclusion on my list of essential sites for Yankees fans. Good luck to them, and if I may offer some help ... it's OK to delete a first test post once a site is deemed to be running properly!
ESPN.com's 100 Best Games in the Last 10 Years By ranking Game 4 of the 2004 ALCS, in which the Red Sox staved off a sweep, at No. 1, ESPN.com has its lips firmly planted on the asses of Yankees haters everywhere. How 'bout a Schilling vs. Clemens duel in Game 7 of the 2001 World Series, in which a dynasty was terminated and a championship was won on a walkoff hit? Or Game 7 of the 2003 ALCS, what with the late-inning rally and walk-off homer? But cutting a league-championship series to 3-1 in a game that, while great, wasn't markedly better than the other two with significantly more on the line? C'mon, already.
Yanks-Sox, Chapter 102 Bill Simmons writes of the rivalry, "We need them, they need us." Not exactly. As evidenced in the Top 100 games above, we played classics against the Braves, Mets, Mariners, D-Backs, etc. We need them like The Beatles need an opening act.
ESPN's 'Expert' Predictions on 2005 Season Suppose you went to Jim Caple's house and said, "Jim, gimme four AL teams that are gonna make the playoffs. If any of them miss, you lose this house." Do you think he'd say, "Red Sox, Twins, A's and Indians" as he does here?
yup, the Yankees are on a role and have completely redeemed themselves. Too bad they couldn't do it in 4 chances during the ALCS (you know, when it mattered).
I'm reborn as a Red Sox fan. Last year, I would have been apoplectic about that game. I've mellowed.. it's a long season. ;)
Posted by amy at April 4, 2005 10:25 AMAnd I love that ESPN list. SU - Kansas is #2 in my book, though. How about West Virginia - 2 games on the list, both played played in the last 2 weeks.