god dammit paul.

I GOT DIBBS ON THE IPOD!

i~M SUCH A ZERO!
YA GOT ME PAUL YA SIK BASTID

I shoulda known when you said you had a Toby Keith album!

Not as good as the kittie from a couple of years ago.

I hope you're not selling your HARPOONTANG cd's!!!

April Fucking Fool's. So, uh, what are you saying? I CAN'T get the Playstation?

Dude, I already had PayPal pulled up. Horrible joke. ;)

I fell for the move to Boston big time, but I"m onto you now, Paul. I know what to expect April 1. So, really how much for the Playstation?

Larry, you cheap bastard, it's not a real sale! I actually do have an extra Playstation 2 console, but no extra cords or controllers. Do have a ton of games collecting dust, though. Gotta put those up on eBay.

Tequila, your Harpoontag CDs were actually requested as a prize by one of the top finishers in the PK.com football pool. So I spread the gospel of misogynistic rock 'n' roll and mailed them out. Don't worry, I burned them onto my computer and they're safe and sound on my iPod.

I fell for it AGAIN. I obviously ride the short bus.

Gee Paul, who's gullible now? I realized immediately it wasn't for sale. My comment was, how shall I say, an April Fool's joke?

Now, this link looks like an April Fool's joke, but I think it's real. Viagra caused blindness in 14 dudes. I'm guessing they were all alone when they used it.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/health/menshealth.html?in_article_id=343355&in_page_id=1800&in_a_source=

PK,

You got me last year with the pussy story. Not this time. Plus I have been so busy with stuff around the house with the Queer Eye guys coming for our party no time to blog-surf today.

I hafta admit I fell for it, damn you PK.com

I know taxes, so I knew right away it was a hoax. But I giggled thinking about you with a mini iPod, and Annie Hall.
I too liked the kitten adoption from another April Fools Day.
And unloading Outkast isn't funny, man. =)

Nice April Fool's post; much less blatantly obvious than my own.

Also, I didn't know you had Fight Night 2. We need to hook up the bout via Internet. That game is fucking addictive.

I know nothing about Playstations and very little about iPods, but Banana Republic gift certificates ... those I know.

You had me until then....Another good April 1 gag.