• Farkers Photoshop Phil Mickleson in Disbelief — Some funny visual riffs on the photo that's gonna haunt Lefty for years. Still can't believe the wires crossed that one.

• Pat O'Brien Checks Into Rehab After Obscene Phone Messages Made Public — The Defamer has all the details on this situation, which makes that Joe Namath pass at Suzy Kolber seem like he was just talking football. Coke, hookers, cunnilingus ... the audio has it all.

• Someone Buys Google Ads for 'Lizadies' — I was cracking up to a classic Spoonie Luv Crank Yankers call, and I decided to Google the word "lizadies" just to see what would show up. Anyway, there are two ads for personals sites on the right. Which means there are companies out there targeting people who actually use the word "lizadies." Have a little fun with the Spoonie Luv soundboard including, "I want to bust a double-horizontal on your asssss."

• Take Pictures: The Blog of Photographer Clay Enos — Clay's the best photographer I know, so make sure to also check out his online portfolio. Oh, and if I introduce you to him on a booze cruise, try not to throw up in his apartment.

• eBay Seller Has 119,795 Feedback Points — Wow, you know you're doing some business when you have 2,504 negative feedbacks and are still pulling in a 98% approval rating.

• Adrianne Curry Photoshoot in Maxim — She's neck-and-neck with Brittny Gastineau as my newest crush, even though I think they look much better on TV. A man cannot survive on Alyssa Milano alone.

• The Bimmer Beamer BMW Chick — Photos of a Homework Hottie (my just made-up euphamism for college-age-looking chick) who goes nuts over Bavarian Motor Works. Hmmm, I wonder if I know anyone who drives one. Though I'd rather poke my eye out than use my car to get girls. Seriously.

• Sidewalk Chalk Guy — Amazing 3D-looking sidewalk art by some guy in an undisclosed city. (Found on Jadedgrrl)

• Ann Coulter 9-11 Quote White T-Shirt — God, this woman scares the shit out of me. I saw on another site where she was defined as "Single. Sexy. Smart." I almost died. This woman would bite off your balls and serve them to you for lunch. All for reading The New York Times. That's sexy? (Thanks, Larry)

• Natural History of the Chicken ... on DVD! — This PBS special on cock aired the other night, and I wondered under what circumstances I would ever watch this. I would rather see Meredith Baxter-Birney and Judith Light co-host a ballet awards show on the Oxygen network, with special performances by Clay Aiken and Sam Harris.

• JewBay: The Auction Site of the Chosen People — Can't really see myself bidding on anything here. Maybe a Sarah Michelle Geller, but that's about it. Here's an Amazon.com list of Gorgeous Jewish Actresses and Singers. (Thanks, Shumpy)

• The Office Sounds Page — I've never seen the show, but I'm sure a lot of you will get some use out of these downloads. (Thanks, Wilson)

• Red or Blue, Which Are You? — A Slate quiz on that tests your knowledge of such things as Wal-Mart and Broadway musicals. My results were split down the middle, which means I actually know things about Middle America, or I'm really stupid about my current surroundings. Or maybe the quiz just sucks. (Thanks, Tim)