(BTW, I'm picking only selected questions, because a lot of them are totally stupid. Who could possibly care what kind of shoe I would look like? Who needs to know these things?)

Is there ever a dish/food or dessert you wanted to try but never had the opportunity, what is it?
No, I live in New York. Is there supposed to be some kind of food we don't have here, like fried donkey balls or something?

Would you rather live in a world with or without technology such as computers, cars, airplanes, bombs?
Oh yeah, I really long to live in the olden days, without bathroom plumbing, anaesthesia and online porn. Sounds like a blast.

If you had to live without either heating in your house or air conditioning, which one would you keep?
I'd move to San Diego like anyone with half a brain.

What is your favorite car story, be it an accident, road trip, etc?
Men who've driven female passengers should have only one answer to this question, and it doesn't involve an accident as long as they can keep their eyes on the road.

Would you consider leaving your body to medical science?
Absolutely. When I go to that big Yankee Stadium in the sky, you can take whatever you want. My body's not gonna do anybody any good rotting in a box.

The split second before you're about to die, time stops and you can accomplish one last task before the end. What is it?
Pissing on Fenway Park.

If you were a book, would you read yourself?
No, but if I were a basketball, I'd play with myself.

What was the nicest thing anyone has ever said to you?
"Fuck me."

What is your opinion on karma?
I don't believe in karma as much as believe in developing habits. So sometimes you go out of your way to do the right things, because then you'll develop a habit of doing the right things without much thought. And the inverse holds true, of course.

How has luck/chance/facts-of-life/God/karma/nature treated you so far?
I think if anyone ever hears me complain about my life, then they should slap me. I've got the tools to whatever I want; the rest is up to me. (Not that I'm doing much, but I'm just saying.)

What is the best dessert you've ever had?
Chick with whipped cream and chocolate syrup. (Actually, it was kinda sticky. I don't really recommend it.)

How many times do you hit the snooze button before getting out of bed?
None. Except when I have a flight to catch, I don't set an alarm.

What do you look for in a mate?
Confidence, honesty, creativity, passion, thoughtfulness, humility, diversity and an obscene level of horniness.