A Bloody Mary will be in order when Syracuse tips off at Villanova at 9 a.m. PT on Saturday and we'll have to see which way I sway on the Pro Bowl (AFC -3). Check out this lineup of quarterbacks: Peyton Manning and Donovan McNabb start; Tom Brady and Daunte Culpepper probably go next; and Drew Brees finishes up against Michael Vick.

Have a great Valentine's Day. And to you fellow singles, don't be a puss and cry over a TV dinner. Go out to a laid-back place and have some fun on the only night you don't have to check for wedding bands.

In the meantime, here are some interesting links for ya:

• Bikini Pics From Vegas' Hard Rock Pool — Seems like as good a link as any to start with. Be careful of not-safe-for-work ads.

• Indianapolis Area White Castles Offer Candlelight Dinner — The perfect dinner before escorting your date to the local strip club for an evening of drinks and dancing. (Thanks, Art)

• Virginia Drops Underpants Bill — Sluts rejoice as exposed thongs are still lawful in the state.

• Woman Rips Off Ex's Testicle, Hides it in Mouth — I don't know, man, these severed Pebbles and Bam Bam stories get old after awhile. Had John Wayne Bobbitt lost his 100% all-beef thermometer after Al Gore invented the Internet, he might not have been able to parlay the fame into a role in the 1996 movie Frankenpenis. (Penis euphemisms.)

• The Talking Vibrator — I didn't know there was a market for women who wanted to laugh during sex. No wonder Mini Me was able to score a five-way at the Playboy Mansion. (Found on Jadedgrrl)

• Alone in the Dark Movie Reviews — With a 9 (out of 100), Tara Reid's latest is perhaps the worst-rated movie ever on Metacritic.com. On IMDB.com, it ranks as the 7th-worst of all time, even worse than such classics as Santa with Muscles, Glitter and Gigli.

• Wikipedia's Collection of Unusual Articles — Not so much weird news items but unusual entries in the online encyclopedia, such as Buckethead, Dick Assman and The Tony Danza Sex Move.

• Top Ten Poker Tells — If she's reaching to unhook her bra, she's got a weak hand. Oh wait, this isn't strip poker strategy.

• iFilm Collection: Top 10 Commercials of All Time — When I was 11 years old, the thought of an elderly lady angrily demanding more beef didn't disgust me as much.

• AllMagic.com — A comprehensive, illustrated collection of magic trick how-tos. Missing, however, is instructions to the greatest trick of all: David Copperfield getting Claudia Schiffer.

• Shaune Bagwell's Other eBay Items — After netting $15,099 for cleavage ad space from GoldenPalace.com (just as I predicted), the model/actress expands her auction business: legs, photoshoots, autographs, etc.