When her expertise with shadow puppets was challenged, Dr. Rice proceeded to demonstrate to the committee the proper execution of the duck and the crocodile.
In response to another inane question from Sen. John F. Kerry, Condoleeza Rice simply responded, "Tell me the truth... it was this big on election night, wasn't it?"
I don't have a caption, but the juxtaposition of that picture of Rice next to yours isn't very flattering, especially considering the phrase "See Paul get bigger" under your pic.
"The secret is to add about this much scotch and a dash of water."
Go ahead, ask me one more God Damn Iraq question because I am this close to going postal on all your pansy asses and when I do, they are going to need dental records to identify you!!!
"Actually," National Security Advisor Condolezza Rice said "(Secretary of Defense Donald) Rumsfeld's dick is only about this big."
"I'm crushing your head."
"You should have seen my teeth BEFORE I got braces. The gaps use to be THIS big."
National Security Advisor Condoleeza Rice speaks before the Senate Committee saying "I only lied thiiiiis much."
//have to agree with Albert on the pic placement though
otay, one mo fo da road, but only 2 fingahs woth spanky
Barbara Boxer.... I'M CRUSHING YOUR HEAD, CRUSH, CRUSH, CRUSHING YOUR HEAD!
"I would have slept with Steve Earle, except that I heard on Fox News that progressives only have weenies this long."
I trust white people thiiiiiiiiis much
"National Security Advisor Condoleeza Rice speaks before the Senate Itty Bitty Titty Committee in an investigation of
When her expertise with shadow puppets was challenged, Dr. Rice proceeded to demonstrate to the committee the proper execution of the duck and the crocodile.
Posted by Cory at January 20, 2005 1:25 AM