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Thursday, January 20, 2005

Beat This Caption: Elephant Business
"Now that Thai elephants are being potty-trained, Dumpy becomes the first seated male since the late '90s to launch a butt shuttle without a copy of Maxim in sight."

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Comments: Beat This Caption: Elephant Business

"Operation Dumbo Drop"

Posted by Jayhaux at January 20, 2005 9:40 AM

Son of a bitch, Honey - HONEY - We're out of T.P. again and I'm stranded!

Posted by robcit at January 20, 2005 10:46 AM

"My hemmoroids are killing me!"

Posted by lucy at January 20, 2005 10:53 AM

"And a big thank you to the Brando estate for donating Marlon's custom made toilet" Said Mumbatu head zookeeper at the Bronx Zoo.

"Aw c'mon fella...how about a courtesy flush"

Posted by Nick at January 20, 2005 1:57 PM

you wont believe who is tossing my salad in this gloryhole t-bowl

Posted by jaro at January 20, 2005 8:57 PM

Nyah, nyah. We got public toilets and those puny humans don't!"

Posted by Eddie at January 21, 2005 1:13 AM

Who works for Number 2 ?!?!?!?

Posted by Broadwaybrad at January 28, 2005 4:40 PM
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